When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain