When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain

When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
Why shouldnt truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. – Mark Twain