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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. - Lenny Bruce

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. – Lenny Bruce

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Todays comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Todays comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes hes telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week. – Lenny Bruce

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Comedy
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Lenny Bruce
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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. – Lenny Bruce

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Capital Punishment
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Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to say “fuck the government.” – Lenny Bruce

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Censorship
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Lenny Bruce
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Other Quotes from
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Memories are doing funny things to us. – Milos Forman

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funny

You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, Id never make another comedy. You couldnt pick a less funny group than critics – you couldnt find a more bitter group of people! – Todd Phillips

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funny

I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but its my responsibility to make good use of it. – Angela Kinsey

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funny

Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think Im funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. – Shaquille ONeal

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funny

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Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. – Anais Nin

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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. – Phyllis Diller

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Its amazing people get so detached from what they eat and what they wear. No one has any contact with how things are made that are put in their body and put in their mouths and I just find it alarming that no one questions it. – Emma Watson

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amazing

Those who aim at great deeds must also suffer greatly. – Plutarch

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great