Quote by Lenny Bruce
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. - Lenny Bruce

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. – Lenny Bruce

Other quotes by Lenny Bruce

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You cant fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour – ha ha ha ha ha – theyll take you away, man. You cant. – Lenny Bruce

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Art
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The reason Im in this business, I assume all performers are — its Look at me, Ma! Its acceptance, you know — Look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma. And if your mother watches, youll show off till youre exhausted; but if your mother goes, Ptshew! – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Entertainment
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Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to say “fuck the government.” – Lenny Bruce

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Censorship
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier. – Howard Nemerov

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funny

I think Im funny because my family, my siblings were funny. – Martin Short

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funny

You know the funny thing, I dont get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. – Donald Trump

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funny

Weve got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. Its bizarre, and theyre writing some very funny stuff. – Matt Groening

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funny

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