Quote by Lenny Bruce
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. - Lenny Bruce

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. – Lenny Bruce

Other quotes by Lenny Bruce

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, Id be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Humor
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A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno… it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. We killed him because he didnt want to become a doctor, thats why we killed him. – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Christianity
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funny
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. – Eddie Izzard

Category:
funny

I think theres something in the fact that its hard to be good looking and funny. You have to have an oddball quality people have to sympathise with you to find you funny. – Chris ODowd

Category:
funny

I thought I was funny as a kid. – Jo Brand

Category:
funny

You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David

Category:
funny

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We are now operating a school system in America thats more segregated than at any time since the death of Martin Luther King. – Jonathan Kozol

Category:
Death

That is where the irony of the film comes off, in terms of the language it employs – where he tries desperately to be a TV Dad, to give advice and its so pat it becomes ridiculous. – Atom Egoyan

Category:
dad

When my friends have a health concern, they call me. Ive always been a vitamin taker. I also take digestive enzymes and antioxidants, and supplements that help with the thyroid and adrenals for my time-zone changes. – Carla Gugino

Category:
Health

A positive attitude is something everyone can work on, and everyone can learn how to employ it. – Joan Lunden

Category:
Attitude