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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. - Lenny Bruce

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. – Lenny Bruce

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All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, Id be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. – Lenny Bruce

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Humor
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Lenny Bruce
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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. – Lenny Bruce

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Humor
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Lenny Bruce
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Its funny, because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby, and they were asking questions, and I really didnt have an idea of anything, because I was so blurry. – Emily Procter

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funny

I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened because Ive never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. – Janeane Garofalo

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funny

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when theyre down, and when theyre having a good time, I can carry on the joke. – John Krasinski

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funny

Funny is only something that others know about you – you cant be funny by yourself. – Chris Rock

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funny

Random Quotes

Going to the theater is such a joyous experience. My dad would take my sister and me to plays when we were very young, like six or seven years old. – Julia Roberts

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dad

I had a very, very difficult relationship with my mother, who was supremely self-centred. She was hilariously self-centred. She did not really take interest in anything that didnt immediately affect her. – John Cleese

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relationship

I dont wilt easily, and a director cant either. Hes the captain of the ship and hes got to be in total control. He also has to have respect for the people hes working for. From being an actor and being on a set my whole life, Im very comfortable there. And Im not afraid. – Ricky Schroder

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respect

I mean, you have a general tone of it but its pretty much you get to come in and youre going to flip this car and its going to blow up and youre going to come out on fire and you go oh, thats cool, and then you get paid a lot of money. – David R. Ellis

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car