Quote by Paul Merton
When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt ab

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

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When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I dont have to go and work at the civil service, I really think Ive won. – Paul Merton

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Morning
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I looked at longevity in show business when I was about 13, and the people who seemed to have longevity were the ones whod spent quite a bit of time learning about what they were doing before they made it. – Paul Merton

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Learning
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Im like, bursting. I should be working. I dont want to take a break. Its funny, on set, I dont have to go to the bathroom, I dont have anything wrong, Im perfectly fine, so through-and-through. Im not hungry. Im literally not even in my own body. – Kristen Stewart

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As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, thats when things start feeling fake and boring. – Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. – Dr. Seuss

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Theres always an article coming out, saying, The new thing is funny women! – Lena Dunham

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You should put time into learning your craft. It seems like people want success so quickly, way before theyre ready. – Lucinda Williams

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