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Quote by Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain

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Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain

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There was no religious ceremony connected with marriage among us, while on the other hand the relation between man and woman was regarded as in itself mysterious and holy. – Charles Eastman

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Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three. – Washington Irving

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Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand. – Author Unknown

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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. – Max Kauffman

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Beautiful and graceful, varied and enchanting, small but approachable, butterflies lead you to the sunny side of life. And everyone deserves a little sunshine. – Jeffrey Glassberg

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Practical life teaches us that people may differ and that both may be wrong: it also teaches us that people may differ and both be right. Anchor yourself fast in the latter faith, or the former will sweep your heart away. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. – Phyllis Diller

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