Quote by Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain

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If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, youd have a hell of a lot of overlapping. – Mignon McLaughlin

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