Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface. – Mark Twain

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface. – Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter. – Mark Twain