Quote by Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain

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Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief. – Mark Twain

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To us marriage is first, everything else is second. – Julie Benz

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Only after I faced the unhappiness of my first marriage did I start on the path of personal growth. – Judith Wright

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Sometimes divorce is better than marriage. – Sumner Redstone

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If you leave your wife and you dont ever contact her again, that says something about how you felt about the marriage. – H. G. Bissinger

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The multiplicity of facts and writings is become so great that every thing must soon be reduced to extracts and dictionaries. – Voltaire

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What you get free costs too much. – Jean Anouilh

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Let me alone, and go in search of someone else. – Ali ibn Abi Talib

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Driving a brand new car feels like riding around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window. – Grey Livingston

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