Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain
Culture, what you believe, what you value, how you live matters. Now, as fundamental as these principles are, they may become topics of democratic debates from time to time, so it is today with the enduring institution of marriage. Marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman. – Mitt Romney
It is against stupidity in every shape and form that we have to wage our eternal battle. But how can we wonder at the want of sense on the part of those who have had no advantages, when we see such plentiful absence of that commodity on the part of those who have had all the advantages? – William Booth