Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
A mans character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. – Mark Twain

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
A mans character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain