Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
The finest clothing made is a persons own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. – Mark Twain

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
The finest clothing made is a persons own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. – Mark Twain