Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. – Mark Twain

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. – Mark Twain
The proper proportions of a maxim: a minimum of sound to a maximum of sense. – Mark Twain
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. – Mark Twain