Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
A mans character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. – Mark Twain
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. – Mark Twain