Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. – Mark Twain
Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief. – Mark Twain