Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain
The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. – Mark Twain