Quote by Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

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Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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Marriage is overdone. As long as there are people, people are going to find it interesting. – Augusten Burroughs

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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Marriage is hard work, period. – Kyle Chandler

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Civil marriage, like all civil rights provided by the government, must be provided equally to all Americans. – Benjamin Todd Jealous

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The romantic embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer. – Havelock Ellis

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