Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters. It has never been done. – Mark Twain

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters. It has never been done. – Mark Twain
Its no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. – Mark Twain