Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. – Mark Twain

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain
My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. – Mark Twain
It is discouraging to try to penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to get it out and dance on it. That would take some of the rigidity out of it. – Mark Twain