Quote by Mark Twain
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. – Mark Twain

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain

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People used to say my son looked like a Mexican Biggie. And when he was first born, memories of Biggie… you know, we didnt always have the greatest days. For at least half the length of our marriage we were separated, so everyday was definitely not a good day. – Faith Evans

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There is something wrong with our culture when the view that marriage is between one man and one woman, a view shared by half the nation, is portrayed as evidence of hatred. – Gary Bauer

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I dont think marriage is a civil right, but I think that being able to transfer property is a civil right. – Barack Obama

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Independence doesnt – doesnt equate to moderates. Millions of independents are pro-life. Millions of independents believe marriage is between a man and a woman. – Gary Bauer

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You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button. – Mel Karmazin

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Everything thats bad for you catches on too quickly in America, because thats the easiest thing to get people to invest in, the pursuits that are easy and destructive, the ones that bring out the least positive aspects of people. – Gil Scott-Heron

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The coward threatens when he is safe. – Johann von Goethe

Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day. – Author Unknown

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