Quote by Wendy Liebman
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. -

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. – Wendy Liebman

Other quotes by Wendy Liebman

I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw How to be a Stand-up Comedian, it resonated. I realized Id rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry. – Wendy Liebman

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teacher
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. – Wendy Liebman

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mom
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I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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funny
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Marriage
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The rule with marriage is the less you talk about it the better, as far as I can tell. – Jennifer Garner

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Marriage

There are powerful emotions that bring two people together in wonderful harmony in a marriage. Satan knows this, and would tempt you to try these emotions outside of marriage. Do not stir emotions meant to be used only in marriage. – Richard G. Scott

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Marriage

It wasnt a good idea to work on Naked in the first months of a marriage. I was living apart from my wife in a flat overflowing with books I was reading for the part. – David Thewlis

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Marriage

I dont think young men or women should feel pressured into marriage. You shouldnt marry anyone, in my opinion, who you have to try hard for. – Rachael Ray

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Marriage

Random Quotes

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. – Abraham Lincoln

My urges to write poetry are lesbian, but whatever compels me to prose is straight. – Agavé Powers, 1994

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In a bad marriage, friends are the invisible glue. If we have enough friends, we may go on for years, intending to leave, talking about leaving – instead of actually getting up and leaving. – Erica Jong

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If I keep a green bough in my heart, the singing bird will come. – Chinese Proverb

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Heart