Quote by Wendy Liebman
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. -

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. – Wendy Liebman

Other quotes by Wendy Liebman

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. – Wendy Liebman

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mom
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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw How to be a Stand-up Comedian, it resonated. I realized Id rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry. – Wendy Liebman

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teacher
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I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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funny
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Marriage
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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. – Mark Twain

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Marriage

Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage. – Henry Adams

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Marriage

Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention. – Ian Hay

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Marriage

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. – Homer

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Marriage

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