Quote by Wendy Liebman
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. -

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. – Wendy Liebman

Other quotes by Wendy Liebman

I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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funny
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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw How to be a Stand-up Comedian, it resonated. I realized Id rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry. – Wendy Liebman

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teacher
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. – Wendy Liebman

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mom
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Marriage
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I used to have a theory actually that, if youve had a good childhood, a good marriage and a little bit of money in the bank, youre going to make a lousy comedian. – David Steinberg

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Marriage

I know Im guilty of and I think a lot of people are guilty of sort of getting starry-eyed with love and sort of looking over the bad things and keep going and you dont really prepare for how much work marriage really is. – John Krasinski

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Marriage

All I know is it destroyed my family, it destroyed my marriage to Sylvester and I will never get over it. – Brigitte Nielsen

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Marriage

Having federal officials, whether judges, bureaucrats, or congressmen, impose a new definition of marriage on the people is an act of social engineering profoundly hostile to liberty. – Ron Paul

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Marriage

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Every job is a self-portrait of the person who does it. Autograph your work with excellence. – Ted Key

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Clever father, clever daughter; clever mother, clever son. – Russian Proverb

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