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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. -

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. – Wendy Liebman

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I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw How to be a Stand-up Comedian, it resonated. I realized Id rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry. – Wendy Liebman

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teacher
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. – Wendy Liebman

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mom
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I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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I havent been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible. – David Boreanaz

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henny Youngman

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The whole Haley-Nathan marriage deal was a pretty good twist huh? I hope we got all of you with it. That particular story line even suprised me when I read it, its a good one and itll provide for some good stories to come. – James Lafferty

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My argument is simple, which is, that for several thousand years in Western civilization, marriage has been the union of one man and one woman. Research is overwhelming that children need mothers and fathers. – Gary Bauer

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, Mom, they werent trying to teach you how to swim. – Paula Poundstone

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If I had children, I would be very selfish. I wouldnt be out doing things. But by not having kids, it makes me freer to travel the world and talk about things I feel are important. – Linda Blair

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What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention. – P. J. ORourke

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Nature is the mother and the habitat of man, even if sometimes a stepmother and an unfriendly home. – John Dewey

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