Quote by Wendy Liebman
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. -

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. – Wendy Liebman

Other quotes by Wendy Liebman

I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw How to be a Stand-up Comedian, it resonated. I realized Id rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry. – Wendy Liebman

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teacher
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. – Wendy Liebman

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mom
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I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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Other than marriage, she doesnt control me and I dont control her. – Gavyn Davies

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The very idea of marriage is basic to recognition as equals in our society any status short of that is inferior, unjust, and unconstitutional. – Ted Olson

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Marriage

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

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Marriage

The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didnt get a divorce for almost a year. – Hedy Lamarr

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Marriage

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