The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain
It is in the heart that the values lie. I wish I could make him understand that a loving heart is riches, and riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty. – Mark Twain