The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain