The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
It isnt safe to sit in judgment upon another persons illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet. – Mark Twain