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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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The thing about glitter is, if you get it on you be prepared to have it on you forever because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. – Demetri Martin

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The Jews dont like Farrakhan, so they call me Hitler. Well, thats a good name. Hitler was a very great man. – Louis Farrakhan

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One has to grow up with good talk in order to form the habit of it. – Helen Hayes

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There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good. – H. L. Mencken

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There is something good in all seeming failures. You are not to see that now. Time will reveal it. Be patient. – Sivananda

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Be ye therefore perfect, eve as your Father who is in heaven is perfect. – Bible

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Before honor is humility. – Bible

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When youre sick, nobody takes care of you like your mom. – Trisha Yearwood

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Grace is available for each of us every day — our spiritual daily bread — but weve got to remember to ask for it with a grateful heart and not worry about whether there will be enough for tomorrow. – Sarah Ban Breathnach

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