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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle thats 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says go outside. – Demetri Martin

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funny
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But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. – Demetri Martin

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I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself. – Oscar Wilde

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good

In fact, I thought that Christianity was very a good and a very valuable thing for us. But after a while, I began to feel that the story that I was told about this religion wasnt perhaps completely whole, that something was left out. – Chinua Achebe

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good

Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine. – Thomas Aquinas

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good

A retentive memory may be a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness. – Elbert Hubbard

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good

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Women didnt want to be on the stage with other women because they didnt want their bodies to be compared. They didnt want another female act opening for them because of this weird competitive and tokenistic attitude. – Kathleen Hanna

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Attitude

I kicked the door open, and Im gonna hold my leg in there. Im keeping the door open for all these amazing female singer-songwriters that are coming out. – Miranda Lambert

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amazing

People always complain, you never invited me to your wedding, but I prefer casual weddings. – Sinead OConnor

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We sometimes think of quotations as extracts from larger texts, but some quotations originated complete unto themselves. – Gary Saul Morson, The Words of Others: From Quotations to Culture, 2011

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