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I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. – Demetri Martin

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But what I was going to say was, I just figured Im going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me. – Demetri Martin

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I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. – William Shakespeare

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There is as much greatness of mind in acknowledging a good turn, as in doing it. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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A good man would prefer to be defeated than to defeat injustice by evil means. – Sallust

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By having a reverence for life, we enter into a spiritual relation with the world By practicing reverence for life we become good, deep, and alive. – Albert Schweitzer

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