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Im the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to w

Im the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. – Mickey Rooney

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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesnt work out, you havent wasted the whole day. – Mickey Rooney

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I tend to play characters that I can infuse with certain kinds of humour. Even the baddest guy can be funny in his own particular way. I want the audience to engage with the character on some deeper level so that they leave the cinema still thinking about him. – Samuel L. Jackson

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Sometimes laughing isnt the best judge of whats funny, cause I think theres a lot of things that are really funny that dont make you laugh, that dont make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that. – Tim Heidecker

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