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Im the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to w

Im the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern. – Mickey Rooney

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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesnt work out, you havent wasted the whole day. – Mickey Rooney

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