A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller
Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller