A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller