A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
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