A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. – Phyllis Diller
Theres so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller
Its a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or Id be rotten to the core. – Phyllis Diller