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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservatio

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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