Quote by George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservatio

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

Category:
Perception
Read Quote

If its true that our species is alone in the universe, then Id have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. – George Carlin

Category:
alone
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Camping
category

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. – Garrison Keillor

Category:
Camping

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

Category:
Camping

The glories of a mountain campfire are far greater than may be guessed…. One can make a day of any size, and regulate the rising and setting of his own sun and the brightness of its shining. – John Muir

Category:
Camping

Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. – Jack Handey

Category:
Camping

Random Quotes

Be kind to your shadow. – Rebecca Lawless

Category:
Wise Words

Though nature be ever so generous, yet can she not make a hero alone. Fortune must contribute her part too and till both concur, the work cannot be perfected. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Category:
alone

Few women, I fear, have had such reason as I have to think the long sad years of youth were worth living for the sake of middle age. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

Category:
Age

Im sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I dont regret any of it. – Marc Maron

Category:
sad