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Quote by George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservatio

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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Camping
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We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven. – Henry David Thoreau

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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. – Jack Handey

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When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. – Author unknown

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Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. – Author Unknown

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