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Quote by George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservatio

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

Other quotes by George Carlin

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large. – George Carlin

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Perception
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George Carlin
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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Family
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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. – Garrison Keillor

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Camping

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. – Author unknown

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Camping

We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven. – Henry David Thoreau

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Camping

Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. – Jack Handey

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Most of American life consists of driving somewhere and then returning home, wondering why the hell you went. – John Updike

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Greek philosophy seems to have met with something with which a good tragedy is not supposed to meet, namely, a dull ending. – Karl Marx

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Solitude is not something you must hope for in the future. Rather, it is a deepening of the present, and unless you look for it in the present you will never find it. – Thomas Merton

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Homesickness is nothing. Fifty percent of the people in the world are homesick all the time. – John Cheever

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