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Quote by George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservatio

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. – George Carlin

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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. – Garrison Keillor

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The fire is the main comfort of the camp, whether in summer or winter, and is about as ample at one season as at another. It is as well for cheerfulness as for warmth and dryness. – Henry David Thoreau

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When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. – Author unknown

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Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. – Author Unknown

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I do not pretend to know precisely what is on foot there but I think it pretty evident that there is a very free communication between that country and this body, and unless I am greatly mistaken, I see the dwarfish medium by which that communication is kept up. – Benjamin F. Wade

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Life is a school where you learn how to remember what your soul already knows. – Author Unknown

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