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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservatio

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

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We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven. – Henry David Thoreau

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The glories of a mountain campfire are far greater than may be guessed…. One can make a day of any size, and regulate the rising and setting of his own sun and the brightness of its shining. – John Muir

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When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. – Author unknown

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