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Quote by George Carlin
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservatio

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, were having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin

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We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven. – Henry David Thoreau

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. – Garrison Keillor

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