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Quote by George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin

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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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A bad book is as much of a labor to write as a good one, it comes as sincerely from the authors soul. – Aldous Huxley

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Its a good place when all you have is hope and not expectations. – Danny Boyle

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The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. – Marianne Williamson

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You could write a song about some kind of emotional problem you are having, but it would not be a good song, in my eyes, until it went through a period of sensitivity to a moment of clarity. Without that moment of clarity to contribute to the song, its just complaining. – Joni Mitchell

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Creative people dont behave very well generally. If youre looking for examples of good relationships in show business, youre gonna be depressed real fast. I dont have time for anything else right now but work and my daughter. Shes my first priority. – Jim Carrey

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