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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin

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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin

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That which is not good for the bee-hive cannot be good for the bees. – Marcus Aurelius

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Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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