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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but Im just not close enough to get the job done. – George Carlin

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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We havent tried that for a while. Maybe this time itll work. – George Carlin

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Make friends with the angels, who though invisible are always with you. Often invoke them, constantly praise them, and make good use of their help and assistance in all your temporal and spiritual affairs. – Saint Francis de Sales

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You built a factory out there, good for you. But I want to be clear. You moved your goods to market on the roads that the rest of us paid for. You hired workers that the rest of us paid to educate. You were safe in your factory because of police forces and fire forces that the rest of us paid for. – Elizabeth Warren

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The good die young but not always. The wicked prevail but not consistently. I am confused by life, and I feel safe within the confines of the theatre. – Helen Hayes

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A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning. – Honore de Balzac

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The faith I was born into formed me. – Huston Smith

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