Quote by George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin

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Time
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Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy. However, they claim no one has shown the slightest interest in it. – George Carlin

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Apathy
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Heaven and hell suppose two distinct species of men, the good and the bad. But the greatest part of mankind float betwixt vice and virtue. – David Hume

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Speak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of everybody. – Benjamin Franklin

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Our forces saved the remnants of the Jewish people of Europe for a new life and a new hope in the reborn land of Israel. Along with all men of good will, I salute the young state and wish it well. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

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A good teacher can inspire hope, ignite the imagination, and instill a love of learning. – Brad Henry

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I dont know if you can change things, but its a drop in the ocean. – Julie Walters

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Sometimes a technology is so awe-inspiring that the imagination runs away with it – often far, far away from reality. Robots are like that. A lot of big and ultimately unfulfilled promises were made in robotics early on, based on preliminary successes. – Daniel H. Wilson

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Clemency is one of the brightest diamonds in the crown of majesty. – W. Secker

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Poetry is at least an elegance and at most a revelation. – Robert Fitzgerald

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