You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? – George Carlin
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? – George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin