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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. – George Carlin

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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Those disputing, contradicting, and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get victory, sometimes, but they never get good will, which would be of more use to them. – Benjamin Franklin

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Lifes pretty good, and why wouldnt it be? Im a pirate, after all. – Johnny Depp

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No matter how full a reservoir of maxims one may possess, and no matter how good ones sentiments may be, if one has not taken advantage of every concrete opportunity to act, ones character may remain entirely unaffected for the better. – William James

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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. – H. L. Mencken

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Until the men of action clear out the talkers we who have social consciences are at the mercy of those who have none. – George Bernard Shaw

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Probably only an art-worlder like me could assign deeper meaning to something as simple and silly as Tebowing. But, to us, anytime people repeat a stance or a little dance, alone or together, we see that it can mean something. Imagistic and unspoken language is our thing. – Jerry Saltz

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A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. – Author Unknown

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