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Regarding the Boy Scouts, Im very suspicious of any organization t

Regarding the Boy Scouts, Im very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook – George Carlin

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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and dont have time for all that. – George Carlin

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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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