Quote by George Carlin
Regarding the Boy Scouts, Im very suspicious of any organization t

Regarding the Boy Scouts, Im very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook – George Carlin

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Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established. – George Carlin

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