George Carlin's Quote - Regarding the Boy Scouts, Im very suspicious of any organization t

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Regarding the Boy Scouts, Im very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook – George Carlin

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At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. – George Carlin

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Death

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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? – George Carlin

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Freedom

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What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? – George Carlin

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There is no reason to suppose that the world had a beginning at all. The idea that things must have a beginning is really due to the poverty of our thoughts. – Bertrand Russell

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