Quote by Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Da

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

Category:
Dieting
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

Category:
Skiing
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

Category:
How True!
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Other Quotes from
Camping
category

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp. – Raymond Duncan

Category:
Camping

We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven. – Henry David Thoreau

Category:
Camping

Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. – Jack Handey

Category:
Camping

Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. – Author Unknown

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Camping

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Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you? – Fanny Brice

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Be Yourself

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. – Bill Vaughan

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Home

In a democracy dissent is an act of faith. Like medicine, the test of its value is not in its taste, but in its effects. – J. William Fulbright

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Democracy

Lifes pretty funny when youre objectively on the outside looking at it. – Philip Seymour Hoffman

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funny