Quote by Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Da

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry

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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp. – Raymond Duncan

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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. – Jack Handey

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But the place which you have selected for your camp, though never so rough and grim, begins at once to have its attractions, and becomes a very centre of civilization to you: “Home is home, be it never so homely.” – Henry David Thoreau

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We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven. – Henry David Thoreau

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