Quote by Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Da

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Fear
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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Other Quotes from
Camping
category

Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. – Jack Handey

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Camping

Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. – Author Unknown

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Camping

A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp. – Raymond Duncan

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Camping

When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. – Author unknown

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Camping

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Im the poster boy for Propecia. Its amazing. – Joe Lando

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amazing

One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it. – Proverb

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Fate & Destiny

A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand. – Proverb

Category:
Cats

I think my mother… made it clear that you have to live life by your own terms and you have to not worry about what other people think and you have to have the courage to do the unexpected. – Caroline Kennedy

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Courage