The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry