Quote by Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Da

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

Category:
car
Read Quote

Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

Category:
Parents
Read Quote

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

Category:
Business
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Camping
category

How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire? – Christy Whitehead

Category:
Camping

The fire is the main comfort of the camp, whether in summer or winter, and is about as ample at one season as at another. It is as well for cheerfulness as for warmth and dryness. – Henry David Thoreau

Category:
Camping

Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. – Jack Handey

Category:
Camping

We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven. – Henry David Thoreau

Category:
Camping

Random Quotes

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. – Maurice Sendak

Category:
Humor

A bodily disease, which we look upon as whole and entire within itself, may, after all, be but a symptom of some ailment in the spiritual part. – Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter

Category:
Health

We need — and should encourage and honour — not only discoverers of facts hitherto unknown but explorers of ideas and rethinkers of values. – Walter Moberly, The Crisis in the University

Category:
Conformity

Art is not a handicraft, it is the transmission of feeling the artist has experienced. – Leo Tolstoy

Category:
Art