The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry