The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry