Quote by Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Da

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry

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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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Trust
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Camping
category

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Camping

The fire is the main comfort of the camp, whether in summer or winter, and is about as ample at one season as at another. It is as well for cheerfulness as for warmth and dryness. – Henry David Thoreau

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Camping

Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. – Author Unknown

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Camping

Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. – Jack Handey

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Camping

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The development of civilization and industry in general has always shown itself so active in the destruction of forests that everything that has been done for their conservation and production is completely insignificant in comparison. – Karl Marx

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Happiness is no respecter of persons. – Stephen Fry

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Theres always a learning curve, where youve got to learn what your subject is all about. – Brad Gilbert

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