The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry