The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry