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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Da

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry

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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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Camping
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When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. – Author unknown

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Camping

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. – George Carlin

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Camping

The fire is the main comfort of the camp, whether in summer or winter, and is about as ample at one season as at another. It is as well for cheerfulness as for warmth and dryness. – Henry David Thoreau

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Camping

We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven. – Henry David Thoreau

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Camping

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