The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry