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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool wh

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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Beer
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Maybe I am a little bit guilty of trying to convince myself that I am cool to this point – even today. But I am so much more healthy than I used to be in my twenties, because I was not accepted at all. – Donny Osmond

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I dont count on the boy who waits till October, when its cool and fun, then decides he wants to play. – Darrell Royal

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Being in America isnt old-hat – its where were from – but I get excited to be in other parts of the world like Athens and Croatia, which were quite cool. Im a sightseer. I go see the sights and museums. Im into that kind of thing. – Richie Sambora

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To me, it all comes down to things being character-driven. Its hard for me to look beyond that. CG and all this cool stuff – so be it. But to me, it pretty much begins and ends with character-driven plots rather than technologically-driven plots. – Billy West

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