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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool wh

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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I think you go through a period as a teenager of being quite cool and unaffected by things. – Miranda Otto

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Its great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take em to some cool places. – Jeff Ament

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In high school I was an outcast… I wasnt cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldnt been seen. – Shay Mitchell

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Violence is a very ugly thing. Violence is often so casual on film, and made to look so cool and so sexy, but violence is a repulsive, repugnant act that human beings inflict on each other. It shouldnt seem to be cool and sexy, ever really. – James Purefoy

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I hate women because they always know where things are. – Voltaire

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Not to discriminate every moment some passionate attitude in those about us, and in the very brilliancy of their gifts some tragic dividing on their ways, is, on this short day of frost and sun, to sleep before evening. – Walter Pater

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