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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool wh

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. – Dave Barry

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My band is so dedicated, everybody works very hard. The No. 1 priority is the show, and its pretty cool because we all pull together, and its fun. Its like being on a sports team or something. – Bob Seger

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Im going to let people know that its cool to have a child and be young and still be a good mom. Its really tough, but Im doing it. – Brandy Norwood

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There is a bit of a movement as far as younger people in country music. That is cool because people are saying things like, I didnt listen to country music until so-and-so came along. And Im like, Yeah! Now you know why I love it. – Hunter Hayes

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I put on the Hank Williams and the Patsy Cline and the Rosemary Clooney on vinyl – Im not trying to be some cool indie-rock person, I just love the way it sounds – and throw on a T-shirt and jeans. In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans. – Kelly Clarkson

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