The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
My role in Legally Blonde was really rewarding, because I had so much fun working on the movie. Ive had really rewarding experiences on tiny low budget films that youll never see but where I had a cool time creating characters as well. I love almost all of the characters Ive played. – Alanna Ubach
The cool parts – the parts that have won Dubai its reputation as the Vegas of the Middle East or the Venice of the Middle East or the Disney World of the Middle East, if Disney World were the size of San Francisco and out in a desert – have been built in the last ten years. – George Saunders