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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool wh

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry

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Dogs
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I was a drama major also so its cool to cuss for meaning, but for no apparent reason, no. – Kel Mitchell

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I would like to do a musical, if I could find a cool one. A song-and-dance role is closer to me personally than other characters I play. – Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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I have actor friends, but theyre not famous. I feel like if youre an actor or – famous, you have to overly prove that youre a normal, cool person. – Amanda Bynes

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The high-spirited man may indeed die, but he will not stoop to meanness. Fire, though it may be quenched, will not become cool. – Ovid

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