Quote by Dave Barry
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool wh

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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car
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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If Im driving to L.A. and have anxiety about making the drive, if Ive got Peggy with me, were cool. – Rita Coolidge

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cool

Im friends with a lot of my exes, but it took time. We didnt just get into it. I dont think you can be friends until youre cool with them dating someone else. Thats when you know. – Rashida Jones

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cool

I get letters from kids, teenagers and young girls who just want to be Mac. Ive had quite a few people actually say that theyre going to become a Marine or a JAG lawyer because of me… the character. I think thats pretty cool! – Catherine Bell

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cool

My niece was very much caught up in the vampire craze for young adults, and she thought having a vampire boyfriend would be a cool thing. What do you do on a first date? The more I thought about it, the more fun I had imagining what youd serve a vampire for dinner. – Deborah Harkness

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cool

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I like to think of thoughts as living blossoms borne by the human tree. – James Douglas

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Thinking

And at five oclock in the morning we left to drive to Old Tucson, and I sat with my mouth open in the van. I was stunned by the beauty of that country. – Erika Slezak

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Beauty

All poets adore explosions, thunderstorms, tornadoes, conflagrations, ruins, scenes of spectacular carnage. The poetic imagination is therefore not at all a desirable quality in a chief of state. – W. H. Auden

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Leadership

On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Truth