Quote by Dave Barry
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool wh

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

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I really, specifically, love acting, and I think its a really cool thing to be really indulgent and follow that. I have a lot of ambitions in life, but for the next few years, I just want to be an actor. – Kristen Stewart

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And when I was a kid being an actor was not cool. Im thirty now and when I was a kid in the 80s that wasnt a cool thing to be. – Vincent Kartheiser

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A guys biggest style mistake is definitely trying to look too cool. As long as youve got a good pair of jeans, a good pair of boots and a few good shirts, youre fine. – Luke Evans

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Ive had cameos on some cool shows. – Paul Wesley

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