Logo
Quote by Dave Barry
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool wh

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

Category:
good
Author
Dave Barry
Read Quote

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

Category:
teen
Author
Dave Barry
Read Quote

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

Category:
Violence
Author
Dave Barry
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
cool
category

My favorite thing is when cartoon fans show up to my live gigs! They are always the most kick-butt audience members cause theyre not trying to act all cool like a lot of the music fans do! – Grey DeLisle

Category:
cool

I have no control over peoples perceptions of me at all and thats one of the things I decided very early on is that I cant control the way other people think of me. All I can do, especially when it comes to my career is go out there and do cool unique kinds of things. – Macaulay Culkin

Category:
cool

I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it. – Ben Elton

Category:
cool

We used to play the underground clubs like the UFO, and Middle Earth, and they were great because they would have on things like a poet, string quartets, and then a rock band! It was kinda cool! – Alvin Lee

Category:
cool

Random Quotes

I taped my first series for PBS in 1982 at WJCT-TV in Jacksonville, Florida. The show, called Everyday Cooking with Jacques Pepin, was about saving time and money in the kitchen – and it was a celebration of simple and unpretentious food. – Jacques Pepin

Category:
Food

The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best. – Epictetus

Category:
best

This fear of the Lord is indeed the beginning of wisdom. This consciousness of sin is the straight pathway to heaven. – Joseph Barber Lightfoot

Category:
Wisdom

Nature is the greatest teacher and I learn from her best when others are asleep. In the still dark hours before sunrise God tells me of the plans I am to fulfill. – George Washington Carver

Category:
Planning