The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
Its pretty cool that people will pay for something even though they dont have to. Its totally different now to back in the day. Now youre paying for a record because you believe in the band. In the future that will be the only time people will pay for albums, because theres some kind of connection. – Ezra Koenig