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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool wh

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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Religion
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I used to lie between cool, clean sheets at night after Id had a bath, after I had washed my hair and scrubbed my knuckles and finger-nails and teeth. Then I could lie quite still in the dark with my face to the window with the trees in it, and talk to God. – Frances Farmer

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cool

I like doing theaters. I like being up close and personal with the fans. Its really cool. – Ruben Studdard

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cool

Im not a movie star. People know me, but they dont necessarily know what they know me for. I get recognised, but its not like Justin Bieber. Its a nice thing, people are cool. – Harry Connick, Jr.

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cool

Whats cool is when youre able to give your audience imagination and you dont have to cage them in like animals. – Shia LaBeouf

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cool

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Children have neither past nor future; they enjoy the present, which very few of us do. – Jean de la Bruyere

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The more humanity advances, the more it is degraded. – Gustave Flaubert

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