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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool wh

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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Dave Barry
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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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Weeds
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I have a cycle that is not particularly cool, but its a cycle: trash myself to reward myself. – Jeff Bridges

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cool

The downright fanatic is nearer to the heart of things than the cool and slippery disputant. – Edwin Hubbel Chapin

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cool

I never cut class. I loved getting As, I liked being smart. I liked being on time. I thought being smart is cooler than anything in the world. – Michelle Obama

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cool

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just dont live up to their promises. – John Dobbin

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cool

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It is exactly because we are a city that embraces freedom, that welcomes everyone and encourages their dreams, that New York remains on the front lines in the war on terror. – Michael Bloomberg

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In the name of the United States and President Bush, I want to thank the Mexican people, President Fox and his government for their friendship. – Tony Garza

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