Quote by Dave Barry
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool wh

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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Man, I love the Lord of the Rings movies. Some people would say Im weird for liking those types of movies, but they are so cool. – Robert Griffin III

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Its pretty cool that people will pay for something even though they dont have to. Its totally different now to back in the day. Now youre paying for a record because you believe in the band. In the future that will be the only time people will pay for albums, because theres some kind of connection. – Ezra Koenig

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Its really hard for actors to cross over and get any respect as a singer, and if I could just keep it separate and not use my music in movies, its cool. – Taryn Manning

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Ive never been one of the cool people at school, but then again, I dont get the people who are cool. Its not that I dont like them, its just that they dont interest me. – Daniel Radcliffe

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