Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. – Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
At the bottom of all the tributes paid to democracy is the little man walking into the little booth with a little pencil, making a little cross on a little bit of paper. No amount of rhetoric or voluminous discussion can possibly diminish the overwhelming importance of that point. – Sir Winston Churchill