Quote by Dave Barry
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told.

Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry

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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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Nothing can be more abhorrent to democracy than to imprison a person or keep him in prison because he is unpopular. This is really the test of civilization. – Sir Winston Churchill

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Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa! – Allen Ginsberg

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It is a besetting vice of democracies to substitute public opinion for law. This is the usual form in which masses of men exhibit their tyranny. – James Fenimore Cooper

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The ship of Democracy, which has weathered all storms, may sink through the mutiny of those aboard. – Grover Cleveland

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Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. – Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

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It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Years Day. – Marilu Henner

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I dont think consensus-building politics is what Im meant to be doing. – Christopher Hitchens

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Since Ive been pregnant, Ive lost my taste for fast food. I used to be the biggest McDonalds junkie and now I dont like it anymore. I used to be the biggest fast-food connoisseur, and now Ive really lost my taste for it. – Holly Madison

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