Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry
Our movement took a grip on cowardly Marxism and from it extracted the meaning of socialism. It also took from the cowardly middle-class parties their nationalism. Throwing both into the cauldron of our way of life there emerged, as clear as a crystal, the synthesis — German National Socialism. – Hermann Goering