Quote by Dave Barry
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told.

Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry

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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after theyve told you what it is you want to hear. – Alan Coren

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Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa! – Allen Ginsberg

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In a democracy dissent is an act of faith. Like medicine, the test of its value is not in its taste, but in its effects. – J. William Fulbright

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Two cheers for Democracy: one because it admits variety and two because it permits criticism. – E. M. Forster

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