Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
At the bottom of all the tributes paid to democracy is the little man walking into the little booth with a little pencil, making a little cross on a little bit of paper. No amount of rhetoric or voluminous discussion can possibly diminish the overwhelming importance of that point. – Sir Winston Churchill