Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what youre told. – Dave Barry
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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
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