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Quote by Harry Mahtar
A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting

A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar

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A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service. – Harry Mahtar

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In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot. – Arthur Koestler

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A good pun is its own reword. – Author Unknown

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A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan. – Author Unknown

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