Quote by Harry Mahtar
A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting

A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you. – Harry Mahtar

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A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service. – Harry Mahtar

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. – Doug Larson

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A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide. – Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. (1809–1894), The Autocrat of the Breakfast-tabl

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Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. – Grey Livingston

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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