The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors. – Ambrose Bierce
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. – Ambrose Bierce

The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors. – Ambrose Bierce
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. – Ambrose Bierce
Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking. – Ambrose Bierce
A coward is one who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs. – Ambrose Bierce