The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors. – Ambrose Bierce
To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result. – Ambrose Bierce

The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors. – Ambrose Bierce
To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result. – Ambrose Bierce
Wit – the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. – Ambrose Bierce
Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. – Ambrose Bierce