The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors. – Ambrose Bierce
Physician — One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. – Ambrose Bierce

The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors. – Ambrose Bierce
Physician — One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. – Ambrose Bierce
Laughter — An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable. – Ambrose Bierce
Reconsider, v. To seek a justification for a decision already made. – Ambrose Bierce