Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Mammals: a family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state o

Mammals: a family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle. – Ambrose Bierce

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Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable. – Ambrose Bierce

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Mother knows breast. – Author Unknown

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A child not suckled by its mother is unfortunate… – Christian Augustus Struve, Asthenology: or, The Art of Preserving Feeble Life, 1

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Does breast milk come in chocolate? – Author Unknown

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Boobs are for breastfeeding. – Author Unknown

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