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Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Mammals: a family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state o

Mammals: a family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle. – Ambrose Bierce

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Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. – Ambrose Bierce

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Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions. – Ambrose Bierce

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Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. – Ambrose Bierce

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Breast milk is better than any udder milk! – Author Unknown

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Mother knows breast. – Author Unknown

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Do not nurse a kid who wears braces. – Author Unknown, “Nursing Mother Principle”

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My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard. – David Allen

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Belief is the death of intelligence. – Robert Anton Wilson

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It seems I have a hard time being attracted to someone unless I respect what they do on some level. Otherwise, I would feel disdain for them. Which is not always pleasant in a relationship. Sometimes its fun though. – Eric Stoltz

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