Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. – Ambrose Bierce
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. – Ambrose Bierce

Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. – Ambrose Bierce
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. – Ambrose Bierce
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. – Ambrose Bierce
Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce