Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. – Ambrose Bierce
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. – Ambrose Bierce

Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. – Ambrose Bierce
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. – Ambrose Bierce
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree. – Ambrose Bierce
Enthusiasm – a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience. – Ambrose Bierce