Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce
Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce
An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce
To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce