I dont understand how somebody wouldnt have a sense of humor about themselves. – John Malkovich
Well, I design costumes because I started with the theater in Chicago, but somehow a few lines just sort of fell to me to do it. And I studied it in school and I always liked it. – John Malkovich
Im more comfortable with whatevers wrong with me than my father was whenever he felt he failed or didnt measure up to the standard he set. – John Malkovich
I mean, anything that money can be made off will never be a problem to make, no matter what it is. – John Malkovich
On bad days, I think Id like to be a plastic surgeon who goes to Third World countries and operates on children in villages with airlifts, and then I think, Yeah, right, Im going to go back to undergraduate school and take all the biology I missed and then go to medical school. No. No. – Tama Janowitz