Quote by John Malkovich
I dont understand how somebody wouldnt have a sense of humor about

I dont understand how somebody wouldnt have a sense of humor about themselves. – John Malkovich

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Im more comfortable with whatevers wrong with me than my father was whenever he felt he failed or didnt measure up to the standard he set. – John Malkovich

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A dog that has rabies probably will do things it wouldnt do if it didnt have rabies. But that doesnt change the fact that it has rabies. – John Malkovich

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It has always surprised me how little attention philosophers have paid to humor, since it is a more significant process of mind than reason. Reason can only sort out perceptions, but the humor process is involved in changing them. – Edward de Bono

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Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it. – George Saintsbury

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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. – James Thurber

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Roosevelts humor was broad, his manner friendly. Of wit there was little of philosophy, none. What did he possess? Intuition, inspiration, love of adventure. – Emanuel Celler

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