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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain di

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Erma Bombeck
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Birthday
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I hope America can also be the cultural leader of the world, and use this frontier spirit to lead and show others that we need courage to go places where we have not gone before. – Tadao Ando

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A great part of courage is the courage of having done the thing before. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Courage

There can be a fundamental gulf of gracelessness in a human heart which neither our love nor our courage can bridge. – Patrick Campbell

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Courage

It takes a certain courage and a certain greatness to be truly base. – Jean Anouilh

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In a broken nest there are few whole eggs. – Chinese Proverb

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A man must dream a long time in order to act with grandeur, and dreaming is nursed in darkness. – Jean Genet

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