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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain di

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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The courage we desire and prize is not the courage to die decently, but to live manfully. – Thomas Carlyle

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He that fails in his endeavors after wealth or power will not long retain either honesty or courage. – Samuel Johnson

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Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. – Bob Richards

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He who is not courageous enough to take risks will accomplish nothing in life. – Muhammad Ali

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