Quote by Erma Bombeck
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain di

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Courage easily finds its own eloquence. – Plautus

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Success is never final, failure is never fatal. Its courage that counts. – John Wooden

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Hes nice enough not to want to be associated with a nasty remark but not nice enough not to make it. Lacking the courage of ones nastiness does not make one nice. – Michael Kinsley

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The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. – Robert Green Ingersoll

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Im every bourgeois nightmare – a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars. – Michael Caine

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Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. – Ruth Ann Schabacker

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