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Quote by Erma Bombeck
I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain di

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck

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What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. – C.S. Lewis

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To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage, or of principle. – Kong Fu Zi

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The courage of very ordinary people is all that stands between us and the dark. – Pam Brown

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