Quote by Erma Bombeck
Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Comedy
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Other Quotes from
Business
category

People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please. – Will Rogers

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Business

The results of quality work last longer than the shock of high prices. – Author Unknown

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Business

Business, you know, may bring you money, but friendship hardly ever does. – Jane Austen

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Business

Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for a while, and then have a hell of a close. – Ronald Reagan

Category:
Business

Random Quotes

The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but progress. РJoseph Joubert, Pens̩es, 1842

Category:
Perspective

I think the things that perhaps sad really is that younger people havent come in and I think it must have been absolutely fantastic to have worked in the 50s when you had all of the great Broadway composers and when West Side Story didnt win the Tony Award. – Andrew Lloyd Webber

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sad

Of course, to have money is just great because you can do what you think is important to you. I always was a rich person because moneys not related to happiness. – Paulo Coelho

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great

The problem is no longer that with every pair of hands that comes into the world there comes a hungry stomach. Rather it is that, attached to those hands are sharp elbows. – Paul A. Samuelson, Newsweek, 12 June 1967

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Environment