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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck

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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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I love my family very much. I wish I could see them a little more often than I do. But we understand because were a show business family and we all work. – Michael Jackson

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Come to West Virginia and well show you how to live… how to treat people. Were open for business. West Virginia is truly on the move. – Joe Manchin

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A lot of people say Id miss show business if I quit. Id miss some of it. Now its the only life I know. – Loretta Lynn

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Id still like to see Survivor minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business – I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody elses foot. – Albert Brooks

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Then I was working in a store in Newark, New Jersey, and I saw an actor in person, and I got so excited. My whole day changed. Thats when I decided to challenge myself to make my dreams become a reality. – Derek Luke

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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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