Erma Bombeck's Quote - Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way

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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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