Quote by Erma Bombeck
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You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families arent dying. Theyre merging into big conglomerates. – Erma Bombeck

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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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I am confident that nobody… will accuse me of selfishness if I ask to spend time, while I am still in good health, with my family, my friends and also with myself. – Nelson Mandela

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I am like a kid. I tell my family and friends Im like a kid. – Shahrukh Khan

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