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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the l

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

Category:
Skiing
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Dave Barry
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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

Category:
Coffee (or Tea)
Author
Dave Barry
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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

Category:
Sports
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Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
Housework
category

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt. – Oscar Wilde

Category:
Housework

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Housework

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. – Erica Jong

Category:
Housework

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day. – Simone de Beauvoir

Category:
Housework

Random Quotes

The reason can only be this: heroic poetry depends on an heroic age, and an age is heroic because of what it is, not because of what it does. – Lascelles Abercrombie

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Age

Very few conflicts in the history of the world have been satisfactorily concluded according to a published timetable, because you lose all flexibility in dealing with your opponents. – William Hague

Category:
History

I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead; I lift my eyes and all is born again. – Sylvia Plath

Category:
Perspective

I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw. – William Shakespeare

Category:
Sanity