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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the l

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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Science
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Dave Barry
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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)
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Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
Housework
category

Instead of organizing and cleaning my house, I pin ideas on how to organize and clean my house. The irony is not lost on me. – Author unknown (but obviously a Pinterest user with a sense of humor)

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Housework

Dust is just a country accent. – Author Unknown

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Housework

Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side. – Author Unknown

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Housework

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt. – Oscar Wilde

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Housework

Random Quotes

Only in dreams, in poetry, in play do we sometimes arrive at what we were before we were this thing that, who knows, we are. – Julio Cortazar

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Dreams

You cannot transpose the U.S. system on Turkey, and the Turkish system on France etc. You have to understand the people and their culture. Thats leadership. – Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa

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Leadership

Ill never look down on and I love running into actors who say Oh yeah, I did a soap. I say Tell me which one! Its like being a member of a secret society. – Nathan Fillion

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Society

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away. – Thomas Fuller

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Courage