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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the l

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. – Dave Barry

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Beer
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Dave Barry
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

Category:
Party Invitation
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Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
Housework
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A man who wants time to read and write must let the grass grow long. – Sloan Wilson

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Housework

Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day. – Simone de Beauvoir

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Housework

There may be dust in my house but there isn’t any on me. – Author Unknown

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Housework

Dull women have immaculate homes. – Author Unknown

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Housework

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Superior strength is found in the long run to lie with those who had right on their side. – James Anthony Froude

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strength

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. Im relatively available, but not to live with. – Graham Norton

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Home

Once youre halfway home, you know that you can probably get the rest of the way there. – Janis Ian

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Home

Some of the best fan mail I get are from our men and women in the military and intelligence communities. They say, Boy you do your homework, this is exactly how were doing it. – Brad Thor

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Intelligence