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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the l

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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Trust
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Fear
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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
Housework
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I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if youre going to be lazy. – Shirley Conran

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Housework

Dull women have immaculate homes. – Author Unknown

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Housework

This house is protected by killer dust bunnies. – Author Unknown

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Housework

You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces over all the mean worry of housekeeping. – Rudyard Kipling

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Housework

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Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. – Michael Caine

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Ive been a teacher at the college level, in composition mostly, and Ive been an editor on magazines. – Jane Haddam

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teacher

No, there is literally nothing on the business side that I wouldnt sacrifice in a heartbeat to have an extra couple of hours writing. Nothing. – J. K. Rowling

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Business

It is difficult to make our material condition better by the best law, but it is easy enough to ruin it by bad laws. – Theodore Roosevelt

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