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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the l

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

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Cleanliness is next to impossible. – Author Unknown

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Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side. – Author Unknown

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The meal’s complete when the kitchen’s neat. – Author Unknown

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There may be dust in my house but there isn’t any on me. – Author Unknown

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