Quote by Dave Barry
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the l

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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Trust
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows the corners. – Irish Saying

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[H]ousework, if it is done right, can kill you. – John Skow, about the message of Erma Bombeck’s early columns in the 1960s,

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Dust is just a country accent. – Author Unknown

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The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck

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Ive always had an affinity for lawyers. My dad is a lawyer. Hes retired now. My brother is a lawyer. – Scott Bakula

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