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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the l

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty. – Cecil Baxter

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I enjoy mowing the lawn, it relaxes me. It gets me outdoors, it’s good exercise, the freshly cut grass smells great, and the engine is loud enough that I’m sure no one else can hear my thoughts — or intrude upon them. – Astrid Alauda

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. – Ann Oakley

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A play is much easier to maintain your personal life with because if youre rehearsing, youre working like from 11 to 6 or 11 to 5 and you get to have your whole morning and your whole evening. When youre doing the play, you have all day. – Maggie Gyllenhaal

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Be obscure clearly. – E.B. White

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Discrimination is a hellhound that gnaws at Negroes in every waking moment of their lives to remind them that the lie of their inferiority is accepted as truth in the society dominating them. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. – Bil Keane

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