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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the l

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. – Author Unknown

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There’s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there’s a repair job to be done around the house. – Joe Ryan

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I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if youre going to be lazy. – Shirley Conran

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I’m not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. – Roseanne Barr

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You have to look at history as an evolution of society. – Jean Chretien

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Internationally, President Obama has adopted an appeasement strategy. He believes Americas role as leader in the world is a thing of the past. I believe a strong America must – and will – lead the future. – Mitt Romney

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I was determined to achieve the total freedom that our history lessons taught us we were entitled to, no matter what the sacrifice. – Rosabeth Moss Kanter

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