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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the l

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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We labor to make a house a home, then every time we’re expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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There may be dust in my house but there isn’t any on me. – Author Unknown

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When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. – Katharine Whitehorn, “Nought for Homework,” Roundabout, 1962

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All that I have seen teaches me to trust God for all I have not seen. – Author Unknown

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If she speaks, it will only be a pleasant word or two; should she have anything important to say, the moment will be after tea, not before it; this she knows by instinct. – George Gissing, The Private Papers of Henry Ryecroft, 1903 (of the housekeeper b

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There are days when I struggle with wanting to be a full-time, stay-at-home mom, and feeling guilty about that because I work. – Tori Spelling

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If cheerleading got any easier, it would be called football. – Author Unknown

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