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Quote by Lenny Bruce
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. – Lenny Bruce

Other quotes by Lenny Bruce

A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno… it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. We killed him because he didnt want to become a doctor, thats why we killed him. – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Christianity
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Lenny Bruce
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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Capital Punishment
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Lenny Bruce
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Humor is reason gone mad. – Groucho Marx

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Humor

Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time. – Lynda Barry

Category:
Humor

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean. – Jeff Ross

Category:
Humor

Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen

Category:
Humor

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Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something and has lost something. – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Category:
Kindness

He raised his hands, not to strike, but in benediction. Lincoln was the grandest figure of the fiercest civil war. He is the gentlest memory of our world. – Robert G. Ingersoll

Category:
Presidents Day

The public seldom forgive twice. – Johann Kaspar Lavater

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Public

Music is at once the product of feeling and knowledge, for it requires from its disciples, composers and performers alike, not only talent and enthusiasm, but also that knowledge and perception which are the result of protracted study and reflection. – Alban Berg

Category:
Knowledge