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Quote by Lenny Bruce
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum

The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. – Lenny Bruce

Other quotes by Lenny Bruce

A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno… it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. We killed him because he didnt want to become a doctor, thats why we killed him. – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Christianity
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Lenny Bruce
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Todays comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian of the older generation did an act and he told the audience, This is my act. Todays comic is not doing an act. The audience assumes hes telling the truth. What is truth today may be a damn lie next week. – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Comedy
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Lenny Bruce
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Humor
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Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. – Irvin S. Cobb

Category:
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If youre that hypersensitive about color and dont have a sense of humor, dont marry out of your race. – Laura Schlessinger

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Humor

Its good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. – Margaret Cho

Category:
Humor

Im not for gratuitous nudity, but if theres humor, I dont have a problem. – Rebecca Romijn

Category:
Humor

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