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Quote by Carl Hiaasen
Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And th

Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen

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I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness. – Carl Hiaasen

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Morning
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Carl Hiaasen
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Heres my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books, because if they look at the name on the credit card and then they look at the name on the book jacket, then theres this look of such profound sympathy for you that you had to resort to this. It really is withering. – Carl Hiaasen

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Sympathy
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I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation. I see myself as a performer and that applies to a Greek drama or a modern comedy. – Brendan Coyle

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A joke is a very serious thing. – Winston Churchill

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I have a very silly sense of humor. Ive never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. – Paula Poundstone

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I suppose I look for humor in most situations because it humanizes things it makes a character much more three-dimensional if theres some kind of humor. Not necessarily laugh-out-loud type of stuff, just a sense that there is a humorous edge to things. I do like that. – Colm Meaney

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