Quote by Lenny Bruce
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school childre

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. – Lenny Bruce

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Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to say “fuck the government.” – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Censorship
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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. – Lenny Bruce

Category:
Humor
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Capital Punishment
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The gallows were used to punish criminals, for instance the pharoahs would chop off peoples heads and impale their bodies on poles for birds to eat and the Bible says that one of the reasons Jesus came was so that would not happen anymore because he lifted some sort of curse. – James Dye

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I know children regress after vaccination because it happened to my own son. Why arent there any tests out there on the safety of how vaccines are administered in the real world, six at a time? Why have only two of the 36 shots our kids receive been looked at for their relationship to autism? – Jenny McCarthy

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relationship

The secret of learning to be sick is this: Illness doesnt make you less of what you were. You are still you. – Tony Snow

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Learning

So little done, so much to do. – Cecil Rhodes

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Business

The truth is, I wrote a novel when I was 23. Its hideously bad. Truly rotten. – Sloane Crosley

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Truth