Quote by Lenny Bruce
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school childre

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. – Lenny Bruce

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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. – Lenny Bruce

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Humor
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Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to say “fuck the government.” – Lenny Bruce

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Censorship
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The gallows were used to punish criminals, for instance the pharoahs would chop off peoples heads and impale their bodies on poles for birds to eat and the Bible says that one of the reasons Jesus came was so that would not happen anymore because he lifted some sort of curse. – James Dye

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It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top. – Hunter S. Thompson

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Christianity has always embraced both reason and faith. – Dinesh DSouza

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Ive been interested in dreams since I as a kid and Ive wanted to do a film about them for a long time. – Christopher Nolan

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I need my family to remind me in a loving and nice way to lighten up. – Debra Winger

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