Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan
I wouldnt totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But Im not going to go out of my way. – Joe Rogan
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell