Quote by Joe Rogan
Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying

Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan

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Your bodys really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. – Joe Rogan

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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan

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funny
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I really feel like its a travesty to make a child famous. I really do. – Joe Rogan

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famous
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. Thats relativity. – Albert Einstein

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Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustnt get serious with people. They dont expect it from you, and they dont want to see it. Youre not entitled to be serious, youre a clown. – Fanny Brice

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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill whats funny in the joke. – Richard Russo

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If you steal something small you are a petty thief, but if you steal millions you are a gentleman of society. – Proverb

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It is not without good reason said, that he who has not a good memory should never take upon him the trade of lying. – Michel de Montaigne, translated from French

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