Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan
The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I dont know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. – Joe Rogan
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure. – Joe Rogan
Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But hes also funny as hell, and hes so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, hes so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way. – Tom Hiddleston