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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personal

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think thats where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to. – Spalding Gray

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We had two rules growing up in my house: If youre going to take a shower, do it with whomever youre dating so you dont waste water and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybodys going to want one. – Moon Unit Zappa

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Im not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone whod owned a lunch box with my picture on it. – Shaun Cassidy

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If your best friend has stolen your girlfriend, it does become life and death. – Ben Kingsley

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I always felt like my future was at stake every time I stepped on stage and that was kind of hair-raising. At some point I just went, dont be frightened, you cant do anything wrong, its your show. – Rickie Lee Jones

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