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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personal

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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funny
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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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dad
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Celebrities say they date other celebrities because they have the same job. But I think they just like dating famous people. Celebrities attract each other, like cattle. – Jason Lee

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dating

Im dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. – Garry Shandling

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dating

I tried to tell them about the dating process because Im single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me! – Andie MacDowell

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dating

Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, Hes very odd, but he likes to cook. Hes creepy, but he makes good pancakes! – Zoe Lister-Jones

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Who then is the man who fears the Lord? He will instruct him in the way chosen for him. Psalm 25:12 – Bible

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Fate & Destiny

The Few assume to be the deputies, but they are often only the despoilers of the Many. – G. W. F. Hegel

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Congress

Have yourself a merry little Christmas, make the Yuletide gay. – Ralph Blane

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Christmas

The difficulties we face originate from one of three sources. Some are sent to us by the Lord to test our faith, others are the result of Satans attacks, and still others are due to our own sinful choices. – Charles Stanley

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Faith