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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrume

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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Im afraid that this is me getting on my high horse now but we have yob television, yob newspapers, and funny enough whereas it was my mum and dad, school, police, church who used to set the standards, now its tabloids and yob television who set the standards by which people live. – Gordon Strachan

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My dad was a musician. He was a singer and he played the guitar, so music was always around. – Kris Allen

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I remember my dad working with me on breaking down my script and writing out a back story for my character and all that stuff. – Jason Bateman

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Ive dated all kinds of guys and didnt know who Id end up with. But I kind of assumed it would be someone more like my dad than not. – Miranda Lambert

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