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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrume

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time thats not so bad but New York City? – Henny Youngman

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My grandmother was an actress too. In the thirties and forties she was under contract with Universal Studios. Crazy credits, lots of them. My dad was also under contract with Universal Studios. And my first film was shot on the same stage they both worked on at Universal. – Chris Pine

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My dad used to say to me, You look more like me than I do. – Dhani Harrison

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I had lost relationships with my dad, my brother and sister and I was just like, you know what, this is definitely the time to just get it together and so thats what I did. – Nicole Richie

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Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that wont work. – Thomas A. Edison

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