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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrume

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever. – Charlie Sheen

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Ive always had an affinity for lawyers. My dad is a lawyer. Hes retired now. My brother is a lawyer. – Scott Bakula

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My father… had sharper eyes than the rest of our people. – Chief Joseph

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My dad let me figure out what I wanted to do on my own. – Georgia Jagger

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I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. – Winston Churchill

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I have a responsibility to nurture and shepherd my talent and when Im living the parts of my life not related to that I feel I have the right to be left alone. – Ashley Judd

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What is the good of drawing conclusions from experience? I dont deny we sometimes draw the right conclusions, but dont we just as often draw the wrong ones? – Georg C. Lichtenberg

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Kings will be tyrants from policy, when subjects are rebels from principle. – Edmund Burke

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