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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrume

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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The only ones I trust really are my Mum and Dad and those who are closest to me. – Katie Price

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The only day I remember of my parents marriage was the day my dad walked out. As I stood there at five years old, with my older sister and younger brother, I knew that he was gone. – Ellie Goulding

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I found myself very lost after The Partridge Family, and I lost my dad and I lost my manager, and I lived in a bubble, and it took me 15 years to get through that and a lot of psychotherapy, and Im laughing about it now! – David Cassidy

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If my Dad doesnt like you, you will know. My Mom is just too innocent to ever lie. She doesnt even cuss. – Channing Tatum

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Faith makes things possible, not easy. – Author Unknown

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