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I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrume

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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