Quote by Kathy Griffin
But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the

But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

Other quotes by Kathy Griffin

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. Shes my lady-in-waiting as well. – Kathy Griffin

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Morning
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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably dont know they are. – Kathy Griffin

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Beauty
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funny
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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly. – P. J. ORourke

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funny

Its funny with fiction – once you cut something, it hasnt happened anymore. – George Saunders

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funny

Funny is funny is funny. – Bob Newhart

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funny

You cant really be strong until you see a funny side to things. – Ken Kesey

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Dyspepsia is the remorse of a guilty stomach. – A. Kerr

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