Quote by Kathy Griffin
But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the

But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. Shes my lady-in-waiting as well. – Kathy Griffin

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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably dont know they are. – Kathy Griffin

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I cant watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. Thats my job. – Jenny Eclair

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Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. – David Hyde Pierce

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Im odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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All my children inherited perfect pitch. – Chevy Chase

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