Quote by Kathy Griffin
But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the

But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

Other quotes by Kathy Griffin

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. Shes my lady-in-waiting as well. – Kathy Griffin

Category:
Morning
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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably dont know they are. – Kathy Griffin

Category:
Beauty
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No, I love Montreal… I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me… I love the food there. – Kathy Griffin

Category:
Food
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

I think its always funny when somebody thinks youre going to do something super sexy and then you dont. – Olivia Munn

Category:
funny

I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake. – Leslie Fiedler

Category:
funny

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny

Its a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. Its funny and accessible. – Johnny Knoxville

Category:
funny

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The only think I like better than talking about Food is eating. – John Walters

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I really have always wanted to be a parent, and when I hit 36 and had just ended a relationship, I remember thinking how much I still wanted it. But I thought Id adopt. – Courtney Thorne Smith

Category:
relationship

To tell the truth is revolutionary. – Antonio Gramsci

Category:
Truth

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds came home to roost. – Arthur Miller

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