Quote by Kathy Griffin
But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the

But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. Shes my lady-in-waiting as well. – Kathy Griffin

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I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I dont think you can think about that. I dont think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. – Christopher Walken

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I was asked to act when I couldnt act. I was asked to sing Funny Face when I couldnt sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldnt dance – and do all kinds of things I wasnt prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it. – Audrey Hepburn

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Its funny how most people love the dead, once youre dead your made for life. – Jimi Hendrix

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Its funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. – Satchel Paige

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