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Quote by Kathy Griffin
But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the

But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

Other quotes by Kathy Griffin

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. Shes my lady-in-waiting as well. – Kathy Griffin

Category:
Morning
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Kathy Griffin
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No, I love Montreal… I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me… I love the food there. – Kathy Griffin

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Food
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Kathy Griffin
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It sounds funny, but the 2008 Olympics were something that just kind of happened, and I was lucky they came at a point when I was uninjured and well prepared. As a gymnast, you cant ask for much more. – Shawn Johnson

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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