Quote by Kathy Griffin
But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the

But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably dont know they are. – Kathy Griffin

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I have never been hurt by what I have not said. – Calvin Coolidge

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In my circle of friends, Ive always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I dont want the spotlight on me. – Rosie Perez

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I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Womens restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking. – Lynda Barry

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Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals. – Larry Hagman

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Meditation is neither of the body nor of the mind, but belongs to the third within you—your being. – Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

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History fades into fable; fact becomes clouded with doubt and controversy; the inscription molders from the tablet: the statue falls from the pedestal. Columns, arches, pyramids, what are they but heaps of sand; and their epitaphs, but characters written in the dust? – Washington Irving, The Sketch Book: Westminster Abbey

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Spiritual relationship is far more precious than physical. Physical relationship divorced from spiritual is body without soul. – Mahatma Gandhi

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