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Quote by Kathy Griffin
But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the

But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

Other quotes by Kathy Griffin

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. Shes my lady-in-waiting as well. – Kathy Griffin

Category:
Morning
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Kathy Griffin
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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably dont know they are. – Kathy Griffin

Category:
Beauty
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Kathy Griffin
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No, I love Montreal… I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me… I love the food there. – Kathy Griffin

Category:
Food
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Kathy Griffin
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funny
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Its funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown. – Reba McEntire

Category:
funny

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. – Spike Milligan

Category:
funny

Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

Category:
funny

Whats funny is my husband doesnt have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one. – Ashley Scott

Category:
funny

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Forget your opponents; always play against par. – Sam Snead

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Slowly the poison the whole blood stream fills. It is not the effort nor the failure tires. The waste remains, the waste remains and kills. – William Empson

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God hath prepared a little coronet or special reward (extraordinary and beside the great crown of all faithful souls) for those who have not defiled themselves with women. – Jeremy Taylor

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Good, honest, hardheaded character is a function of the home. If the proper seed is sown there and properly nourished for a few years, it will not be easy for that plant to be uprooted. – George A. Dorsey

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Parents