Quote by Kathy Griffin
But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the

But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

Other quotes by Kathy Griffin

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably dont know they are. – Kathy Griffin

Category:
Beauty
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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. Shes my lady-in-waiting as well. – Kathy Griffin

Category:
Morning
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No, I love Montreal… I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me… I love the food there. – Kathy Griffin

Category:
Food
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

What I fell in love with as a child was My Fair Lady, Funny Face, American in Paris, and Singin in the Rain. Just perfect movies to me and I was dancing. I started ballet when I was three. And I fell in love with those movies and fell in love with Audrey Hepburn and Leslie Caron. – Dianna Agron

Category:
funny

Theres something dangerous about whats funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary. – Christopher Walken

Category:
funny

I dont believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. Its funny because its ridiculous and its ridiculous for different reasons at different times. – Jackie Mason

Category:
funny

Strange questions are the more interesting ones. Children by and large dont try to trip you up… they want to find out how you do this funny thing that you do… if theyve loved a story they love to know how it started. – Michael Morpurgo

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Instead of asking How much damage will the work in question bring about? why not ask How much good? How much joy? – Henry Miller

Category:
work

I object to people running down the future. I am going to live all the rest of my life there. – Charles Kettering

Category:
Future

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends. – Author Unknown

Category:
Love

Someday well learn the whole story of why George W. Bush brushed off that intelligence briefing of Aug. 6, 2001, Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S. But surely a big distraction was the major speech he was readying for delivery on Aug. 9, his first prime-time address to the nation. – Frank Rich

Category:
Intelligence