Quote by Kathy Griffin
But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the

But if something funny happens, I cant resist. I have to tell the people. – Kathy Griffin

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It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. Shes my lady-in-waiting as well. – Kathy Griffin

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The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably dont know they are. – Kathy Griffin

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Weve got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. Its bizarre, and theyre writing some very funny stuff. – Matt Groening

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When I go to a bar, I dont go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. – David Brenner

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The word Spanx was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it. – Sara Blakely

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I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was. – John Badham

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There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange. – Daniel Webster

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A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. – Robert Frost

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