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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swin

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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Home
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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Medical
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. Hes got 30 years on stage… theres no telling him whats funny. – Harold Ramis

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I have an inability to enjoy things, but thats why were in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldnt be funny, I guess. – Paul Feig

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When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasnt about remembering jokes. It was about creating them. – Paul Merton

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Its funny how most people love the dead, once youre dead your made for life. – Jimi Hendrix

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funny

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People with fertility problems are not alone. It is a very very common problem for couples today. Ive seen statistics that are just staggering. – Michael Zaslow

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I nearly died of double bronchial pneumonia at the age of five. – Roger Moore

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There are so many people that dont believe in themselves and dont have faith. – Lenny Kravitz

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. – Oprah Winfrey

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