My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. – Jay London
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London
As a nation we have, over the past seven years, been rebuilding our intelligence with powerful capabilities that many thought we would no longer need after the Cold War. We have been rebuilding our clandestine service, our satellite and other technical collection, our analytical depth and expertise. – George Tenet