My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London
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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London
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I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. Im not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And Im certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. – Rowan Atkinson
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