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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swin

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London

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I think I would say The Kings Speech is surprisingly funny, in fact the audiences in London, Toronto, LA, New York commented theres more laughter in this film than in most comedies, while it is also a moving tear-jerker with an uplifting ending. – Tom Hooper

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I think its funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. – Jerry Seinfeld

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All men are equal before fish. – Herbert Hoover

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