Quote by Jay London
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swin

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London

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My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London

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dating
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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London

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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. – Lenny Bruce

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I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I dont know. I mean, how can you tell? – Andy Warhol

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I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. Im not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And Im certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. – Rowan Atkinson

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Its funny: Ive been very successful and done a lot of films, and I dont really have an agent – I dont really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. – Rick Baker

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