My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London
I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? – Jay London
I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. Im not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And Im certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. – Rowan Atkinson