My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. – Jay London
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. – Jay London
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. – Jay London
Ive dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look. – Ryan Seacrest