By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. – Phyllis Diller