Quote by Phyllis Diller
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be preg

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller

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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle – keep away from children. – Phyllis Diller

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I usually claim that pregnant women should not read books about pregnancy and birth. Their time is too precious. They should, rather, watch the moon and sing to their baby in the womb. – Michel Odent

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Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life. – Judy Ford

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They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can… if you hit them in the goolies with a cricket bat for fourteen hours. – Jo Brand

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God schedules a birthday, not man. – Robert A. Bradley

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