By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. – Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller