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By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be preg

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller

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We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. – Phyllis Diller

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. – Phyllis Diller

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The baby bounced gently off the wall of her uterus. She opened her dressing gown and put her hands back on her belly. It moved again, like a dolphin going through the water; that was the way she imagined it. – Roddy Doyle, The Snapper

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Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant. – Jim Cole

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Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever. – Attributed to Nikki Dalton

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Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid. – Arabic Proverb

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