By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. – Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. – Phyllis Diller
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller