Quote by Phyllis Diller
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and vio

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. – Phyllis Diller

Other quotes by Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. – Phyllis Diller

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Home
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The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller

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Homecoming
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A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. – Barbara Christine Seifert

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. – Elinor Goulding Smith

Babies are such a nice way to start people. – Don Herrold

Aside from new babies, new mothers must be the most beautiful creatures on earth. – Terri Guillemets, 2010 January 26th, journal

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The banging and slamming and booming and crashing were something beyond belief. On Lohengrin – Mark Twain

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