The difference between psychiatrists and other mentally disturbed people is something like the relationship between concave and convex madness. – Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus
Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots. – Karl Kraus
How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print. – Karl Kraus
Considered in its entirety, psychoanalysis wont do. Its an end product, moreover, like a dinosaur or a zeppelin; no better theory can ever be erected on its ruins, which will remain for ever one of the saddest and strangest of all landmarks in the history of twentieth-century thought. – Sir Peter Medawar