Quote by Dave Barry
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Sports
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

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Dieting
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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Other Quotes from
teen
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I see it as more of a teenage activity than, you know, shes only 11, but you know, I think its great that she knows so many girls who want to play music. And I see it more as a teen activity than I do as going into music. – Kim Gordon

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teen

Being a teen can be tough. Just try to surround yourself with really good friends that really have your back, and also be a really good friend to those who really care about you. If youre not sure about certain things, talk to your friends that you trust and your family. – Victoria Justice

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teen

Most of the offers I get from Hollywood are for teen comedies. My manager thinks Im crazy for turning down all that money, but Im very picky. – Macaulay Culkin

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teen

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. – Rob Lowe

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teen

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I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? Its just funny. – Taylor Swift

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Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower? – Warren Hutcherson

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