Quote by Dave Barry
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry

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Art
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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. – Dave Barry

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Women
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There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry

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teen
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I found my niche as a character actor, and Ive never felt like a movie star or teen idol and never wanted to. – Vincent DOnofrio

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I was a teen star. Thats disgusting enough. – John Cusack

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teen

The Teen Challenge ministry was born out of those humble early days of ministry. It now includes over 500 drug and alcohol rehab centers around the world, even in Muslim countries. These include homes for girls and women addicts and alcoholics, all which are reaching many. – David Wilkerson

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teen

I dont want to be a teen star because so many people dont ever grow out of that. – Lacey Chabert

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teen

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