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Quote by Dave Barry
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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funny
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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money. – Dave Barry

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Art
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I progressed through so many different styles of music through my teen years, both as a player and a vocalist, particularly the jazz and pop of the early 20th Century. – Jeff Healey

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Adolescence isnt just about prom or wearing sparkly dresses. – Jena Malone

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teen

As a teen, I was both anorexic and bulimic. – Alanis Morissette

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I have this sense that I didnt really start growing up until my twenties. – Winona Ryder

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When Tony was madly in love with me, his relationship with Vanessa Redgrave was ending. – Jeanne Moreau

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The term the American Left is as near to being meaningless or nonsensical as any term could really be in politics. It isnt really a force in politics anymore. And it would do well to ask itself why that is. – Christopher Hitchens

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The worst thing that can happen in a democracy – as well as in an individuals life – is to become cynical about the future and lose hope. – Hillary Clinton

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