Quote by Dave Barry
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Age
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Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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Travel
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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good
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Other Quotes from
teen
category

I dont think theres a problem with being a teen idol, if that happens to me, Ill be happy to deal with it. – Josh Hartnett

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teen

Teenagers who are never required to vacuum are living in one. – Fred G. Gosman

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teen

Im pretty sure this is it for the teen movie thing. Its so frustrating to read when you get to page 20 and youre like, Oy! Its the same thing again! – Marla Sokoloff

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teen

The Teen Challenge Training Center on Pennsylvania farmland houses over 200 men in rehab. Other farms and centers have been birthed out of this ministry all over the world. – David Wilkerson

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teen

Random Quotes

The man who throws a bomb is an artist, because he prefers a great moment to everything. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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great

Its so funny, because right now Im very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, Im probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now. – Gillian Anderson

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funny

Some of Gods greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. – Garth Brooks

Category:
God

What I mean by that is that the point of life, as I see it, is not to write books or scale mountains or sail oceans, but to achieve happiness, and preferably an unselfish happiness. – Bernard Cornwell

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Happiness