Quote by Dave Barry
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Fishing
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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Patriotism
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Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry

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Men
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Time scoots along pretty fast when you grow up. – Alan Ladd

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Every Teen Challenge ministry is responsible for raising its own finances, but we assist these works with finances, prayer and counseling, especially overseas in areas such as Siberia, Africa, South America. – David Wilkerson

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I had teen angst for a while, but I think every teenager has the angst. – Jamie Bell

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I didnt want to be the typical teen idol. I didnt want to be Leif Garrett. I didnt want to be Shaun Cassidy, David Cassidy or Parker Stevenson. I wanted to do my own thing. – Willie Aames

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