Quote by Dave Barry
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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good
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. – Dave Barry

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I remember as a teen being able to eat more than my father. I was growing so fast and my body couldnt keep up. – Saskia de Brauw

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When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. – Dario Argento

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teen

I dont want to just be in the normal kind of teen movie. – Stephen Dorff

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teen

Teen Moms! I started watching them like the first two seasons, and I stopped. I stopped because they are too young. I feel sorry for them. And I didnt watch that show Hoarders. That thing would made my skin crawl. – NeNe Leakes

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The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven. – Rick Warren

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Pray that you will never have to bear all that you are able to endure. – Yiddish Proverb

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The charm of fame is so great that we like every object to which it is attached, even death. – Blaise Pascal

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In a world where we are all slaves to the laws of gravity, skydivers are proud to be freedom fighters! – Author Unknown

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