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Quote by Dave Barry
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

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