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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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Party Invitation
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Dave Barry
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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funny
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

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teen
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Everybody is a teenage idol. – Barry Gibb

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teen

Im so fascinated by the concept of teen pregnancy for some reason. Not that I condone it or promote it, but its just a very real thing in our country and culture. – Leven Rambin

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teen

I think Im also more open to other writers being present and listening to other opinions, whereas before I was going through my angsty teen years while making records. – Michelle Branch

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Material Girls was so different for me, Id never done a teen movie. – Lukas Haas

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There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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The time indeed is at hand when systematic lectures on food will be part of medical education, when the value of feeding in disease is admitted to be as important as the administration of medicines. – John Milner Fothergill

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I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughters kindergarten class. – Tucker Carlson

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I love playing moms. Its a lot easier than being a mom, I hear. – Faith Ford

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