Officials are the only guys who can rob you and then get a police escort out of the stadium. – Ron Bolton Category: Sports
Im the kind of guy that if I dont work out, I will get bigger and look like one of the guys who used to play sports. – Seann William Scott Category: Sports
I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense. – H. L. Mencken Category: Sports
Among the many reasons assignable for the sad decay of true Christianity, perhaps the neglecting to assemble ourselves together, in religious societies, may not be one of the least. – George Whitefield Category: sad
When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope hes dead. – Judith Viorst Category: Hope
Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge Category: Plagiarism
The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope. – John Buchan Category: Fishing