As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen
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