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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its s

As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen

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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. – Woody Allen

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When it is a question of Gods almighty Spirit, never say, I cant. – Oswald Chambers

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Where can we go to find God if we cannot see Him in our own hearts and in every living being. – Swami Vivekananda

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Just as a mother finds pleasure in taking her little child on her lap, there to feed and caress him, in like manner our loving God shows His fondness for His beloved souls who have given themselves entirely to Him and have placed all their hope in His goodness. – Alphonsus Liguori

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People see God every day, they just dont recognize him. – Pearl Bailey

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