As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. – Woody Allen