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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its s

As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. – Woody Allen

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Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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God has a plan for all of us, but He expects us to do our share of the work. – Minnie Pearl

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God screens us evermore from premature ideas. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humour. – William Ralph Inge (1860-1954)

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