Quote by Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its s

As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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I think Gods justice is making wrongs right. – Joel Osteen

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No man is excluded from calling upon God, the gate of salvation is set open unto all men: neither is there any other thing which keepeth us back from entering in, save only our own unbelief. – John Calvin

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I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. Ive always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband. – Little Richard

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God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves another. – William Shakespeare

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Men are too unstable to be just; they are crabbed because they have not passed water at the usual time, or testy because they have not been stroked or praised. – Edward Dahlberg, The Sorrows of Priapus, 1957

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Well, you cant be depressed and sad 24 hours a day. – Julia Sweeney

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Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer. – Author Unknown

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