As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen
Remember this. When people choose to withdraw far from a fire, the fire continues to give warmth, but they grow cold. When people choose to withdraw far from light, the light continues to be bright in itself but they are in darkness. This is also the case when people withdraw from God. – Augustine