Quote by Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its s

As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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In Beverly Hills… they dont throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows. – Woody Allen

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Hollywood
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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good
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. – Susan B. Anthony

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To believe in God is impossible not to believe in Him is absurd. – Voltaire

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Any fool can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count all the apples in one seed. – Robert H. Schuller

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God

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. – Bill Watterson

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Unix is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity. – Dennis Ritchie

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As a Christian, I think its really important to find a man of God to trust and be supportive of me. – Leven Rambin

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I have forced myself to contradict myself in order to avoid conforming to my own taste. – Marcel Duchamp

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Art is not the application of a canon of beauty but what the instinct and the brain can conceive beyond any canon. When we love a woman we dont start measuring her limbs. – Pablo Picasso

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