Quote by Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its s

As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didnt quite coincide with either of her desires. – Woody Allen

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

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Suffering passes, while love is eternal. Thats a gift that you have received from God. Dont waste it. – Laura Ingalls Wilder

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It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. – Thomas Jefferson

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All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. – Tennessee Williams

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There is no work, however vile or sordid, that does not glisten before God. – John Calvin

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Caress your phrase tenderly: it will end by smiling at you. – Anatole France

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