Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen