Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen