Quote by Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen

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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

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God
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Right now its only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. – Woody Allen

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Money
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Because parents have power over children. They feel they have to do what their parents say. But the love of money is the root of all evil. And this is a sweet child. And to see him turn like this, this isnt him. This is not him. – Michael Jackson

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Love

What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. – Helen Keller

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Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves without any insistence that they satisfy you. – Wayne Dyer

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Politics is such a torment that I advise everyone I love not to mix with it. – Thomas Jefferson

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Santa is our cultures only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. Its a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and thats a pity. – Chris Van Allsburg

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Government is not reason it is not eloquent it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. – George Washington

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It pleases me to take amateur photographs of my garden, and it pleases my garden to make my photographs look professional. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I have so mushroom in my heart for you! – Popular internet meme

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