Quote by Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen

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Dieting
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen

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Food
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Other Quotes from
Love
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Love is always being given where it is not required. – E. M. Forster

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Love

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. – Ingrid Bergman

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Love

A part of kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve. – Joseph Joubert

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Love

If you can learn to love yourself and all the flaws, you can love other people so much better. And that makes you so happy. – Kristin Chenoweth

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Love

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It is the sincere desire of the writer that our citizens should early understand that the genuine source of correct republican principles is the bible, particularly the New Testament or the Christian religion. – Noah Webster

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Those comfortably padded lunatic asylums which are known, euphemistically, as the stately homes of England. – Virginia Woolf

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Ideas corrode the international fences. – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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