Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen