Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen
It shows exactly what you can do if youre a total psychotic. – Woody Allen