Quote by Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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Peace
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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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God
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It is impossible to experience ones death objectively and still carry a tune. – Woody Allen

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Death
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Other Quotes from
Love
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Where love rules, there is no will to power and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other. – Carl Jung

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Love

Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face. – Tony Hendra, “Deteriorata”

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Love

Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength, pleads no excuse of impossibility for it thinks all things lawful for itself, and all things possible. – Thomas a Kempis

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Love

Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold. – Zelda Fitzgerald

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Love

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A strange and somewhat impassive physiognomy is often, perhaps, an advantage to an orator, or leader of any sort, because it helps to fix the eye and fascinate the mind. – Charles Horton Cooley

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The Declaration of Independence was always our vision of who we wanted to be, our ideal of freedom and justice, how we were going to be different, and what the American experiment was going to be about. – Marian Wright Edelman

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