Quote by Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen

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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen

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Dont do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts. – Henry Rollins

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If I love you, what business is it of yours? – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Love has features which pierce all hearts, he wears a bandage which conceals the faults of those beloved. He has wings, he comes quickly and flies away the same. – Voltaire

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A woman in love cant be reasonable – or she probably wouldnt be in love. – Mae West

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