Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen
If you dont fail now and again, its a sign youre playing it safe. – Woody Allen
I dont want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. – Woody Allen
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again, and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. – Mark Twain