Quote by Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

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God
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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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Comedy
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Love
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Love is too young to know what conscience is. – William Shakespeare

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Love

Fortune and love favor the brave. – Ovid

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Love

He who does not love his own language is worse than an animal and smelly fish. – Jose Rizal

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Love

Love is how you earn your wings. – Karen Goldman

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It might be a good idea if the various countries of the world would occasionally swap history books, just to see what other people are doing with the same set of facts. – Bill Vaughan

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Nothing is wrong with peace and love. It is all the more regrettable that so many of Christs followers seem to disagree. – Richard Dawkins

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Some folks never exaggerate — they just remember big. – Author Unknown

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The teenager seems to have replaced the Communist as the appropriate target for public controversy and foreboding. – Edgar Friedenberg, The Vanishing Adolescent

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