Quote by Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen

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Comedy
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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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car
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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing “Embraceable You” in spats. – Woody Allen

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Singing
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Other Quotes from
Love
category

A lover is a man who tries to be more amiable than it is possible for him to be. – Nicholas de Chamfort

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Love

Sometimes its a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. – David Byrne

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Love

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. – George Bernard Shaw

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Love

Love is a great beautifier. – Louisa May Alcott

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Love

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Photography records the gamut of feelings written on the human face, the beauty of the earth and skies that man has inherited, and the wealth and confusion man has created. It is a major force in explaining man to man. – Edward Steichen

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