Quote by Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen

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I am not afraid of death, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

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Other Quotes from
Love
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We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love – first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. – Albert Camus

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Before I met my husband, Id never fallen in love. Id stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

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Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love. – Honore de Balzac

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We cant command our love, but we can our actions. – Arthur Conan Doyle

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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. – Herm Albright, quoted in Reader’s Digest, June 1995

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This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave. – Elmer Davis

I went through baseball as a player to be named later. – Joe Garagiola

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