Quote by Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen

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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. – Woody Allen

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Romance is dead — it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. – Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons

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Love, love, love — all the wretched cant of it, masking egotism, lust, masochism, fantasy under a mythology of sentimental postures. – Germaine Greer

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All my life I have had a choice of hate and love. I chose love and I am here. – A.R. Rahman

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I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. – Esai Morales

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