Quote by Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen

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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. – Woody Allen

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Pursue some path, however narrow and crooked, in which you can walk with love and reverence. – Henry David Thoreau

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A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love. – Max Muller

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You cant blame gravity for falling in love. – Albert Einstein

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Love is too young to know what conscience is. – William Shakespeare

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