Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle! – Woody Allen
When we lose twenty pounds… we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty. – Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. – Woody Allen