Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? – Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. – Woody Allen
Im not afraid to die, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen