Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen
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Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen
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Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue. – Woody Allen
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