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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. - Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. – Woody Allen

Other quotes by Woody Allen

I dont believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. – Woody Allen

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Change
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought – particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things. – Woody Allen

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Space
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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen

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Sex
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Other Quotes from
Love
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Speak low, if you speak love. – William Shakespeare

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Love

You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection. – Buddha

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Love

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something wed all love one another. – Frank Zappa

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Love

It is easier to guard a sack full of fleas than a girl in love. – Yiddish Proverb

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Love

Random Quotes

Everyone ought to bear patiently the results of his own conduct. – Phaedrus

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Patience

What mom cares about most is that Im happy, healthy and enjoying my life. – Chaz Bono

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mom

There are things that I invented – the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, hes not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff – this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it. – Michael Bay

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pet

Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain — your life will never be the same. – Catherine Jones

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Pregnancy