If I had to live my life again, Id make the same mistakes, only sooner. – Tallulah Bankhead
Ive tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic and the others give me a stiff neck or lockjaw. – Tallulah Bankhead
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car. – Tallulah Bankhead
There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare. – Tallulah Bankhead
The greatest way for people to experience a comedy is to go in not knowing anything about it. But because of marketing, its impossible. Marketing meaning that in order to get people to come you cant just go, Hey, theres a great movie – were not going to show you anything from it but trust us! – Paul Feig