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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Twins
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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car
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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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Money
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Humor
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One doesnt have a sense of humor. It has you. – Larry Gelbart

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Humor

A lot of stars dont have a sense of humor. – Kathy Griffin

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I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor. – Treat Williams

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Humor

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. – Robert Orben

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Once the cry and the cause of a generation of progressives to make America safer, fairer and cleaner, regulation is now a dirty word in our politics. Even Democrats are quick to talk about cutting regulations Republicans hate them with – how to put it? – evangelical fervor. – Jon Meacham

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Man can embody truth but he cannot know it. – William Butler Yeats

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What is told into the ear of a man is often heard a hundred miles away. – Chinese Proverb

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Age is a terrible avenger. The lessons of life give you so much to work with, but by the time youve got all this great wisdom, you dont get to be young anymore. – Elizabeth Wurtzel

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