Steven Wright's Quote - Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Stev

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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I think Ive learned that if you want to be successful, you have to tell your story honestly and from your heart – and I think a healthy sense of humor doesnt hurt either. – Dorothea Benton Frank

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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. – Jessamyn West

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But if you dont watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me. – Marion Ross

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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. – A. Whitney Brown

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