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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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Food
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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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Las Vegas
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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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Other Quotes from
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Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls him. – Romain Gary

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Humor

Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless. – Allen Klein

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Humor

Solutions-oriented campaigning with a little passion and a little humor I think that will go a long way. I think people are desperate for it. – Laura Ingraham

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Humor

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset. – David Alan Grier

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Humor

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If thou be industrious to procure wealth, be generous in the disposal of it. Man never is so happy as when he giveth happiness unto another. – Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

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I have a Ph.D. in cell biology. And thats really manual labor. I mean, experimental science, you do it with your hands. So its very different. Youre out there in a lab, cleaning test tubes, and it just wasnt that fascinating. – Barbara Ehrenreich

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A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing. – Samuel Butler

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We should not only use the brains we have, but all that we can borrow. – Woodrow Wilson

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