Quote by Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Future
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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power
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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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Time
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the readers defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more. – William Collins

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Humor

My stories are very somber, so I think I need the comic ingredient. Besides, life has so much humor. – Manuel Puig

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Humor

Negative humor is forgotten immediately. Its the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter childrens books. – Berkeley Breathed

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Humor

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. – Alice Meynell

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Humor

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Youre right on the money with that. Were all like detectives in life. Theres something at the end of the trail that were all looking for. – David Lynch

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