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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. – Janet Evanovich

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Humor is just another defense against the universe. – Mel Brooks

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People may think of Southern humor in terms of missing teeth and outhouse accidents, but the best of it is a rich vein running through the best of Southern literature. – Roy Blount, Jr.

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All my jobs have been with food in one way or another since 1948. My parents were in the hotel business, and I just loved the warm hearted people who worked so hard with such good humor. – Graham Kerr

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You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. – Abraham Lincoln

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The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next. – Matthew Arnold

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Art is indeed not the bread but the wine of life. – Jean Paul Richter

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You cant be afraid of failure and you cant be afraid of success, because either one gets in the way of your work. – Dave Van Ronk

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