Quote by Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

Category:
good
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Humor
category

Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss. – Allen Klein

Category:
Humor

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. – Bill Kelly, "Mordillo"

Category:
Humor

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. – Carmen Electra

Category:
Humor

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. – Sid Caesar

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 oclock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning. – Patty Duke

Category:
Morning

A hug is a handshake from the heart. – Author Unknown

Category:
Hugs

In our post-9/11 world, our Nations military deserves, at least the same access to institutions of higher education that any other major employer might enjoy. – Mike Rogers

Category:
Education

It is remarkable that jealousy of individual property in land often goes along with very exaggerated doctrines of tribal or national property in land. – William Graham Sumner

Category:
Jealousy