Steven Wright's Quote - Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Stev

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isnt. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. – Horace Walpole

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Im interested not just in projects that Ill be starring in, but producing film and TV thats really quality and great for adults and when I say great for adults, it doesnt mean without humor, because Im also interested in doing comedy. – Lance Reddick

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Humor is… despair refusing to take itself seriously. – Arland Ussher

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Im not just a big-haired redhead country singer who dresses flamboyantly, has this wicked sense of humor and wears rhinestones. – Naomi Judd

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The only good imitations are those that poke fun at bad originals. – Francois de la Rochefoucauld

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