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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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Steven Wright
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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I think my sense of humor is Jewish. Im smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too. – Jim Goad

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Humor

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. – Irvin S. Cobb

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Humor

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity. – James Thurber

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Humor

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, Id be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover. – Lenny Bruce

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Humor

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Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. – Tucker Carlson

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Infinite growth of material consumption in a finite world is an impossibility. – E. F. Schumacher

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finance

I have found there are four steps to change. 1. You must want it. 2. You must believe it. 3. You must live it. 4. You will become it. – Glenn Beck

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Change

The history of our country is cruel. We have to face those issues or, should I say, we had to. Not anymore I hope, because we are going in the right direction, and we are ready to forgive, ready to move on. – Novak Djokovic

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History