Quote by Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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pet
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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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car
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

I try to cope with everything through humor. – Gail Porter

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Humor

Let your humour always be good-humour, in the double sense of the phrase: if it comes from a bad humour, it is almost sure to be bad humour. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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Humor

As a person, he was wonderful. He really was a great person. He was full of life. He had a great sense of humor. Very talented, of course, but very caring to his parents. There was a very endearing quality about Elvis. – Priscilla Presley

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Humor

It doesnt take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. – Scott Adams

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Humor

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When in doubt, take more time. – John Zimmerman

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The position that I take partly as a result of living in Asia is where you stop living according to your expectations and you become available to experience things as they are. – Martha Beck

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Experience

Hazing is an extraordinary activity that, when it occurs often enough, becomes perversely ordinary as those who engage in it grow desensitized to its inhumanity. – Hank Nuwer

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When ye are prepared for a thing, the opportunity to use it presents itself. – Edgar Cayce

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Planning