Quote by Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. – E. B. White

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I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor. – Rod Stewart

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Democratic politicians have disliked things Ive written, Republican politicians… if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck. – Adam Clymer

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I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. – Frank A. Clark

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I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and he said he wrote a few widely separated words or phrases on a piece of paper and then went back and filled in the spaces. – Harold Ross

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There are no necessary evils in government. Its evils exist only in its abuses. – Andrew Jackson

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When life knocks you to your knees, and it will, why, get up! If it knocks you to your knees again, as it will, well, isnt that the best position from which to pray? – Ethel Barrymore

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