Steven Wright's Quote - Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Stev

Quote by Steven Wright

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. – Steven Wright

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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. – Bill Kelly, "Mordillo"

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Advertisers also know that humor can help bond us to their product. – Allen Klein

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