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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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Time
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Steven Wright
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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

Category:
Life
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Steven Wright
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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power
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. – H. L. Mencken

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Humor

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. – Alice Meynell

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Humor

It felt as if things were literally slipping through my fingers. Things were just streaming away from me. I lost my sense of humor. Im still looking for that. – Michelle Williams

Category:
Humor

He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page. – Jeremy Northam

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Humor

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Gorgeous hair is the best revenge. – Ivana Trump

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A newspaper is the lowest thing there is. – Richard J. Daley

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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