Quote by Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Poker
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit. – Bobby Knight

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Humor

I met Elton John at an Interview dinner, and we just sort of became friends. Hes got such a wicked sense of humor. – Moby

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Humor

Humor does not diminish the pain – it makes the space around it get bigger. – Allen Klein

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Humor

Were starting to push the envelope in terms of the expectations, and you can also have your own style, personality and sense of humor, because now were allowed to. – Lisa Guerrero

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Humor

Random Quotes

Women are not the richer sex. Women are not equal in society. – Erica Jong

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Society

If you talk to God, you are praying If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. – Thomas Szasz

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God

My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. – Carl Hiaasen

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Humor

Im very conscious that I want the dance audience to respond and respect what Im doing, so Im always very true to the music and I honour the music in the way I see it – I dont mess around with the music. – Matthew Bourne

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respect