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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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Life
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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Other Quotes from
Humor
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. – William Davis

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Humor

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. – Lin Yutang

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Humor

Absurdity is what I like most in life, and theres humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd. – David Lynch

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Humor

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far. – Nancy Cartwright

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Humor

Random Quotes

The great gift of family life is to be intimately acquainted with people you might never even introduce yourself to, had life not done it for you. – Kendall Hailey, The Day I Became an Autodidact

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Family

Beauty is the bait which with delight allures man to enlarge his kind. – Socrates

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Beauty

When prayer removes distrust and doubt and enters the field of mental certainty, it becomes faith and the universe is built on faith. – Ernest Holmes

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Faith

We arent in an information age, we are in an entertainment age. – Tony Robbins

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Age