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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Twins
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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Food
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Other Quotes from
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Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time. – Lynda Barry

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Humor

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. – Agnes Repplier

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Humor

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. – Bil Keane

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Humor

I always thought the biggest failing of Americans was their lack of irony. They are very serious there! Naturally, there are exceptions… the Jewish, Italian, and Irish humor of the East Coast. – Colin Firth

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Humor

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