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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Future
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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car
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. Ive got a dry sense of humor. – Katie Price

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Humor

We dont appreciate the value of humor sometimes. – Janet Evanovich

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Humor

M*A*S*H offered real characters and everybody identified with them because they had such soul. The humor was intelligent and it always assumed that you had an intellect. – Loretta Swit

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Humor

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of mans superiority to all that befalls him. – Romain Gary

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Humor

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Rumi, who is one of the greatest Persian poets, said that the truth was a mirror in the hands of God. It fell, and broke into pieces. Everybody took a piece of it, and they looked at it and thought they had the truth. – Mohsen Makhmalbaf

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Truth

Gratitude is the least of the virtues, but ingratitude is the worst of vices. – Thomas Fuller

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Weve done it in intelligence sharing and certain elements of security. There were parts of the department, in fact, that worked very well in Katrina, like the Coast Guard and TSA. – Michael Chertoff

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Intelligence

God as now generally conceived of is only the last witch. – Samuel Butler

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