Quote by Steven Wright
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Poker
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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work
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Wit.—Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. – Friedrich Nietzsche, “Miscellaneous Maxims and Opinions” (#202, 1879), Human, Al

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Humor

Dali had a good sense of humor – obviously you could tell just looking at him he was funny. – Joe Grant

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Humor

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

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Humor

An emotional man may possess no humor, but a humorous man usually has deep pockets of emotion, sometimes tucked away or forgotten. – Constance Rourke

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Humor

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It is with flowers, as with moral qualities: the bright-coloured are sometimes poisonous; but, I believe, never the sweet-smelling. – Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers

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My whole heart for my whole life. – French saying used on poesy rings

The more rapidly truth is spread among mankind the better it will be for them. Only let us be sure that it is the truth. – Thomas Huxley

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The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. – Mark Twain, letter to Edward Dimmit, 1901 July 19th

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Age