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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. – Mary Hirsch

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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs-jolted by every pebble in the road. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Humor

Good humor isnt a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice. – David Seabury

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Humor

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. – Christopher Morley

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Self-sacrifice is the real miracle out of which all the reported miracles grow. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander. – Charles Caleb Colton

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For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. – Garrison Keillor

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