Steven Wright's Quote - Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Stev

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

When I die, Im leaving my body to science fiction. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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If youre that hypersensitive about color and dont have a sense of humor, dont marry out of your race. – Laura Schlessinger

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One of my favorite things about Star Trek wasnt just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships between the main characters and their reactions to the situations they would face there was a lot of comedy in that show without ever breaking its reality. – J. J. Abrams

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Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. – Author Unknown

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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. – Carl Hiaasen

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