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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Stev

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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car
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Steven Wright
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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Food
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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A rich mans joke is always funny. – Thomas Edward Brown

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Humor

Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius. – Thomas Carlyle

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Humor

Melancholy men are of all others the most witty. – Aristotle

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Humor

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. – Jessamyn West

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Humor

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In theater or movies you see either Im religious or Im an atheist. Ive never seen too much discussion of I believe theres a higher power but Im hesitant to reach out to him because I dont know if Im worthy of his attention. – Zach Braff

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In my work and in myself I reflect black people, women and men, as I reflect others. One day even the most self-protective ones will look into the mirror I provide and not be afraid. – Alice Walker

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As soon as I began to earn what might be called fairly large sums, I bought a car and began to explore the country around New York. – Kate Smith

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Children should have enough freedom to be themselves – once theyve learned the rules. – Anna Quindlen

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