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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

Other quotes by Groucho Marx

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasnt arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and Im going to be happy in it. – Groucho Marx

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power
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Groucho Marx
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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funny
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Groucho Marx
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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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Books
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Divorce
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Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce

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When it is time to part, then it is time to part. There should be no regrets. The beauty of marriage is like the fleeting perfection of a snowflake. – Deng Ming-Dao

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Divorce

You never really know a man until you have divorced him. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Divorce

Divorce is a game played by lawyers. – Cary Grant

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Divorce

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