Quote by Groucho Marx
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. – Groucho Marx

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Art
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Well, Art is Art, isnt it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. – Groucho Marx

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We lovd, and we lovd as long as we could
Til our love was lovd out in us both;
But our marriage is dead, when the pleasure has fled:
Twas pleasure that made it an oath. – John Dryden

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Divorce

When it is time to part, then it is time to part. There should be no regrets. The beauty of marriage is like the fleeting perfection of a snowflake. – Deng Ming-Dao

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Divorce

Two lives that once part are as ships that divide. – Edward George Bulwer-Lytton

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Divorce

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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