Quote by Groucho Marx
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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