Quote by Groucho Marx
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog its too dark to read. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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Divorce is the sacrament of adultery. – Proverb

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Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce

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Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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You know, thats the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother. – Clare Boothe Luce

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Poetry is not always words. – Terri Guillemets, “Moonglow over the mountain,” 1991

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Our goal is to make the best devices in the world, not to be the biggest. – Steve Jobs

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I hate war for its consequences, for the lies it lives on and propagates, for the undying hatreds it arouses, for the dictatorships it puts in the place of democracies, and for the starvation that stalks after it. I hate war, and never again will I sanction or support another. – Harry Emerson Fosdick

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Marriage is a coming together for better or for worse, hopefully enduring, and intimate to the degree of being sacred. – William O. Douglas

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