Quote by Groucho Marx
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. – Groucho Marx

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It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

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Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers. – Gerald F. Lieberman

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Divorce is a game played by lawyers. – Cary Grant

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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce

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