I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx Category: weddingAuthorGroucho MarxRead Quote
I remember the first time I had sex – I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx Category: TimeAuthorGroucho MarxRead Quote
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx Category: funnyAuthorGroucho MarxRead Quote
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers. – Gerald F. Lieberman Category: Divorce
We lovd, and we lovd as long as we couldTil our love was lovd out in us both;But our marriage is dead, when the pleasure has fled:Twas pleasure that made it an oath. – John Dryden Category: Divorce
A faith of convenience is a hollow faith. – Father Mulcahy, M*A*S*H, “A Holy Mess,” 1982 Category: Faith
Whats important is promising something to the people, not actually keeping those promises. The people have always lived on hope alone. – Hermann Broch Category: alone
