Groucho Marx's Quote - Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. – Groucho Marx

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Humor is reason gone mad. – Groucho Marx

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. – Groucho Marx

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Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5, 000 Gideon Bibles. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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