Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce
Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones. – Ambrose Bierce

Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce
Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones. – Ambrose Bierce
Genealogy. An account of ones descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own. – Ambrose Bierce
Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. – Ambrose Bierce