Quote by Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear he

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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design
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Other Quotes from
Running
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Blink and you miss a sprint. The 10,000 meters is lap after lap of waiting. Theatrically, the mile is just the right length – beginning, middle, end: a story unfolding. – Sebastian Coe

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Running

The real purpose of running isnt to win a race, its to test the limits of the human heart. – Bill Bowerman

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Running

Pains lasts for a moment, but pride lasts forever. – Anonymous

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Running

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. – Martin Mull

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Running

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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they dont recognize you. – Bennett Cerf

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