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Quote by Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear he

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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Only think of two things — the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. – Sam Mussabini

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I am better than I was yesterday but not as good as I will be tomorrow. – Anonymous

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To a runner, a side stich is like a car alarm. It signifies something is wrong, but you ignore it until it goes away. – Author Unknown

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Runners just do it – they run for the finish line even if someone else has reached it first. – Anonymous

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