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Quote by Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear he

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving Day
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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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I am better than I was yesterday but not as good as I will be tomorrow. – Anonymous

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The real purpose of running isnt to win a race, its to test the limits of the human heart. – Bill Bowerman

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Dead Last Finish is greater than Did Not Finish, which trumps Did Not Start. – Anonymous

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To the brave and the faithful, nothing is impossible. – Anonymous

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