Quote by Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear he

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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Skiing
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Birthday
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The best runs sometimes come on days when you didnt feel like running. – Anonymous

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Pain is temporary…quitting is forever. – Anonymous

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Its rude to count people as you pass them. Out loud. – Anonymous

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If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken Him completely by surprise. – P.Z. Pearce

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In a lot of aspects its cooler that we dont have a lot of really overly famous people in the band. – Neal Schon

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