Quote by Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear he

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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