Quote by Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear he

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Housework
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Running
category

There is no bad weather, just soft runners. – Bill Bowerman

Category:
Running

Run like you stole something. – Daniel Farrow

Category:
Running

Only think of two things — the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. – Sam Mussabini

Category:
Running

Most people run a race to see who is fastest. I run a race to see who has the most guts. – Steve Prefontaine

Category:
Running

Random Quotes

Building a new Health and Hospitals Network is fundamental to building a stronger and fairer Australia. – Kevin Rudd

Category:
Health

There is a lot of learning I have to do and a lot of growing up I have to do. – Bubba Watson

Category:
Learning

A journey by Sea and Land, Five Hundred Miles, is not undertaken without money. – Lewis Hallam

Category:
Travel

If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion. – Ashleigh Brilliant

Category:
Family