Quote by Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear he

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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The best runs sometimes come on days when you didnt feel like running. – Anonymous

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If you are going through hell, keep going. – Sir Winston Churchill

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My feet have several thousand meetings scheduled with the dirt on a trail not far from here. Who am I to keep them waiting? Time to run. – Jeb Dickerson, jebdickerson.com

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