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Quote by Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear he

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Comedy
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Erma Bombeck
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Pain is weakness leaving the body. – Anonymous

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Blink and you miss a sprint. The 10,000 meters is lap after lap of waiting. Theatrically, the mile is just the right length – beginning, middle, end: a story unfolding. – Sebastian Coe

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Runners just do it – they run for the finish line even if someone else has reached it first. – Anonymous

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The real purpose of running isnt to win a race, its to test the limits of the human heart. – Bill Bowerman

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