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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear he

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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