The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck