The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck