Quote by Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear he

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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The miracle isnt that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start. – John Bingham

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Dead Last Finish is greater than Did Not Finish, which trumps Did Not Start. – Anonymous

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Of all the thirty-six alternatives, running away is best. – Chinese Proverb

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If you are going through hell, keep going. – Sir Winston Churchill

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