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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear he

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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