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Quote by Erma Bombeck
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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