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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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The hardest thing is spending twelve hours a day accommodating the rest of the world, then going home at night and criticizing it. I would be curious about what Id write if I didnt have to worry about offending. – Sloane Crosley

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If I dont get paid Im going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane. – Tommy Chong

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I cant grill vegetables, shellfish or steaks without tongs. Dont bother with those long-handled grilling tongs normally found in the BBQ section of your home store. Get intimate with your grill and opt for the regular stainless steel tongs. – Bobby Flay

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Im very lucky. I am one of those people who is able to go home, shut the front door and completely focus on the kids. – Nick Clegg

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