Erma Bombeck's Quote - For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into

Quote by Erma Bombeck

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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