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Quote by Erma Bombeck
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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To Adam Paradise was home. To the good among his descendants home is paradise. – Augustus Hare

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His claim to his home is deep, but there are too many ghosts. He must absorb without being absorbed. – Willie Morris

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Why go for a costly, sickly, mass-produced purebred when shelters are full of one-of-a-kind mixed breeds who are literally dying for a home? – Ingrid Newkirk

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Home ought to be our clearinghouse, the place from which we go forth lessoned and disciplined, and ready for life. – Kathleen Norris

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