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Quote by Erma Bombeck
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck

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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. – Robert Orben

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You cant control the paparazzi. But if you go to Coachella youre going to get photographed. Whereas if youre at home, walking down the street you probably wont. Its something Ive learnt to navigate my way around but I try to keep my private life private. – Ashley Greene

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