Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck Category: Housework
It’s all in the attitude — housework is exercise. Slim your way to a clean home, clean your way to a slim body! – Terri Guillemets Category: Housework
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck Category: Housework
If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim. – Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Category: Adversity
Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand Category: Love
Whatever you do, make it an offering to me — the food you eat, the sacrifices you make, the help you give, even your suffering. – Bhagavad Gita Category: Appreciation
It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh Category: Courage
