Quote by Dave Barry
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an a

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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No great advance has ever been made in science, politics, or religion, without controversy. – Lyman Beecher

It is not he who gains the exact point in dispute who scores most in controversy — but he who has shown the better temper. – Samuel Butler

We must not contradict, but instruct him that contradicts us; for a madman is not cured by another running mad also. – Antisthenes

Wise men argue cases, fools decide them. – Anacharsis

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