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Quote by Dave Barry
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an a

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

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