Quote by Dave Barry
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an a

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they dont even invite me. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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How True!
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Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

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Sports :: Golf
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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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Grandparents
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Behind every argument is someones ignorance. – Louis D. Brandeis

The long term versus the short term argument is one used by losers. – Larry Adler

Books and harlots have their quarrels in public. – Walter Benjamin

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