Quote by Dave Barry
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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By all means lets be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. – Richard Dawkins

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. – Saint Augustine

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Im not funny. What I am is brave. – Lucille Ball

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I love funny people, and when Im with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, Hey let me tell you a joke. – Paul Feig

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How goodness heightens beauty! – Milan Kundera

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