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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

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Fear
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I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, Well its obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music. – Trey Parker

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I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York Im recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris its not as commonplace to be recognized. – Marc Jacobs

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All my children inherited perfect pitch. – Chevy Chase

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funny

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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Random Quotes

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual. – Phyllis Diller

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A good manager is a man who isnt worried about his own career but rather the careers of those who work for him. My advice: Dont worry about yourself. Take care of those who work for you and youll float to greatness on their achievements. – H.S.M. Burns

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever: its loveliness increases it will never pass into nothingness. – John Keats

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The majority does not rule in America, but the minority shouldnt hijack it. And its because were afraid. They have isolated us and made us feel as though were alone. Were not. – Glenn Beck

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alone