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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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How True!
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The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Sports
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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Other Quotes from
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I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. – Imelda Marcos

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funny

I dont think know if anythings going to translate anywhere. Youre making a movie, you hope its going to be funny, you cant think about how its going to go over. – Ben Stiller

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funny

Only bad golfers are lucky. Theyre the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. – Lee Trevino

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funny

Always remember your kids name. Always remember where you put your kid. Dont let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. – Amy Poehler

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funny

Random Quotes

We are Godseekers all, though some be churchgoing believers and others pilgrims to an unknown shrine. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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God

I report to you that our country is challenged at home and abroad: that it is our will that is being tried and not our strength our sense of purpose and not our ability to achieve a better America. – Lyndon B. Johnson

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Home

The generality of virtuous women are like hidden treasures, they are safe only because nobody has sought after them. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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Women

Well, I like to write poetry. Im a published poet. – Misha Collins

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Poetry