The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry