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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry

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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry

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Dieting
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Strange questions are the more interesting ones. Children by and large dont try to trip you up… they want to find out how you do this funny thing that you do… if theyve loved a story they love to know how it started. – Michael Morpurgo

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funny

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, whos really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. – Demetri Martin

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funny

If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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funny

But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if youre funny you will get over all of that. – Wanda Sykes

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Women have this obsession with shoes. – Alexandra Paul

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The pursuit of perfection, then, is the pursuit of sweetness and light. – Matthew Arnold

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Even the best of friends cannot attend each others funeral. – Kehlog Albran

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Funerals

Riches are a good hand maiden, but a poor mistress. – Francis Bacon

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