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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income. – Dave Barry

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Parents
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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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Age
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Now that Im more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that Ive bad to become more aware of my body. Since Ive chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-Ive been used to it for years, so its no problem. And theres nothing I cant do. – Dana Hill

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funny

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. – George Carlin

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funny

I dont mean to be funny. – Yogi Berra

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funny

I think its always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare. – Steve Coogan

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funny

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The work of art, just like any fragment of human life considered in its deepest meaning, seems to me devoid of value if it does not offer the hardness, the rigidity, the regularity, the luster on every interior and exterior facet, of the crystal. – Pope Paul VI

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The injuries we do and the injuries we suffer are seldom weighed on the same scales. – Aesop

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Pain

The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century. – William Lyon Phelps

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Life

Many eyes go through the meadow, but few see the flowers in it. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1834

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