Quote by Dave Barry
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry

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Sports
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

Category:
teen
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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry

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Clothing
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Trust is hard to come by. Thats why my circle is small and tight. Im kind of funny about making new friends. – Eminem

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funny

If you tell the truth about how youre feeling, it becomes funny. – Larry David

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funny

Im very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in Morning Glory with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone. – Rachel McAdams

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funny

My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain. – Jeff Ross

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funny

Random Quotes

I think its really important to design things with a kind of personality. – Marc Newson

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design

I die the kings faithful servant, but Gods first. – Thomas More

Category:
Faith

The songs keep on writing themselves, and I really love them. Its as close as I get to a religion. – Kristin Hersh

Category:
Religion

Two people can have a middling day, but one rounds up and the other rounds down. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Attitude