Quote by Dave Barry
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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Age
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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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War
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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Religion
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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you dont think its funny, but youre convinced that other people will think it is, well they wont. – Mo Rocca

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I mean, Im married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything – funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits. – Seal

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funny

What I fell in love with as a child was My Fair Lady, Funny Face, American in Paris, and Singin in the Rain. Just perfect movies to me and I was dancing. I started ballet when I was three. And I fell in love with those movies and fell in love with Audrey Hepburn and Leslie Caron. – Dianna Agron

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funny

Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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funny

Random Quotes

I just want to keep writing music. – Lady Gaga

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Music

There are moments when art attains almost to the dignity of manual labor. – Oscar Wilde

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Labor

Well, Ill put it this way: you can certainly say belief in God makes people behave worse. That can be proved beyond a doubt. – Christopher Hitchens

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God

If youre treated a certain way you become a certain kind of person. If certain things are described to you as being real theyre real for you whether theyre real or not. – James Baldwin

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Society