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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel a

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Dave Barry
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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Violence
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. – Mae West

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. – Woody Allen

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I never thought of myself as like, a funny person. – Lena Dunham

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Theres nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. Its a total turn-off. – Doug Coupland

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The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood. – Logan Pearsall Smith

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Heres what I tell anybody and this is what I believe. The greatest gift we have is the gift of life. We understand that. That comes from our Creator. Were given a body. Now you may not like it, but you can maximize that body the best it can be maximized. – Mike Ditka

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I never dared to be radical when young for fear it would make me conservative when old. – Robert Frost

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You gotta have a body. – Jayne Mansfield

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