The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, Including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at least both be fairly dark. – Dave Barry