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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel a

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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Its a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyones on heat. Its a strange energy. Its full of adrenalin. I funnel my excess energy in funny little ways. I do a lot of dancing in my trailer. I love music. – Alice Englert

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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I dont just try to be funny. – Bil Keane

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. – Mae West

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In light of these facts Republicans have put forth a variety of proposals to make Social Security remain solvent for future generations. But up to this point, Democrats have chosen to oppose our good faith efforts and insist that indeed there is no problem. – John Doolittle

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Motivate them, train them, care about them and make winners out of them…we know that if we treat our employees correctly, theyll treat the customers right. And if customers are treated right, theyll come back. – J. Marriot Jr.

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Its not enough that I should succeed – others should fail. – David Merrick

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Its nice to be with someone, but I dont think you need to be in a relationship to feel complete. That would be really sad. – Kristin Davis

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