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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example. – Dave Barry

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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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Its funny, because I sometimes feel that Im most creative when Im pregnant. – Georgina Chapman

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It is an accepted commonplace in psychology that the spiritual level of people acting as a crowd is far lower than the mean of each individuals intelligence or morality. – Christian Lous Lange

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