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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesnt have eyeballs or fins. – Dave Barry

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

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Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else and its funny what you can accomplish and how much strength you really have. – Hoda Kotb

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers

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Its a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. – Rick Baker

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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. – Zach Galifianakis

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