The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry
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The Constitution of the United States of America, Article V, Section 1: There shall be a National Anthem containing incomprehensible words and a high note that normal humans cannot hit without risk of hernia. – Dave Barry
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry
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