The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. – Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. – Dave Barry