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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

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I think its always funny when somebody thinks youre going to do something super sexy and then you dont. – Olivia Munn

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Its funny how you never think about the women youve had. Its always the ones who get away that you cant forget. – Chuck Palahniuk

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A comedians body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. – Bobby Darin

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The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

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If you and the people with whom you are engaged are willing to dance with the infinite potential dimensions of “truth,” you can move to a place where you actively explore all perspectives to find common ground and creative solutions. – Dwight Frindt

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Sometimes just looking up and seeing the light is enough. – Terri Guillemets

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