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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

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Coffee (or Tea)
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Dave Barry
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. – Dave Barry

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Violence
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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How True!
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long. – James Thurber

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funny

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. – Bill Murray

Category:
funny

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think youre really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously. – Rob Corddry

Category:
funny

Whats funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually. – Stephenie Meyer

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

Youve got to love libraries. Youve got to love books. Youve got to love poetry. Youve got to love everything about literature. Then, you can pick the one thing you love most and write about it. – Ray Bradbury

Category:
Libraries

Good leaders make people feel that theyre at the very heart of things, not at the periphery. – Warren G. Bennis

Category:
good

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton asked why. – Bernard Baruch

Category:
Curiosity

Take a cat, nourish it well with milk
And tender meat, make it a couch of silk,
But let it see a mouse along the wall
And it abandones milk and meat and all. – Chaucer

Category:
Cats