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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Remember this. When people choose to withdraw far from a fire, the fire continues to give warmth, but they grow cold. When people choose to withdraw far from light, the light continues to be bright in itself but they are in darkness. This is also the case when people withdraw from God. – Augustine

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