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Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

Other quotes by Jerry Seinfeld

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Anger
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Jerry Seinfeld
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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Birthday
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Jerry Seinfeld
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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Business
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God
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Gods mercy and grace give me hope – for myself, and for our world. – Billy Graham

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Ive said all along that God is in control. – Tony Dungy

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God

God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple. – Chanakya

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God gave us our relatives thank God we can choose our friends. – Ethel Watts Mumford

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The words of tongue should have three gate keepers. – Arabic Proverb

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Speeches (oratory)

I was focused on athletics, outdoors, sports. – Joe Namath

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Creative risk taking is essential to success in any goal where the stakes are high. Thoughtless risks are destructive, of course, but perhaps even more wasteful is thoughtless caution which prompts inaction and promotes failure to seize opportunity. – Gary Ryan Blair

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Failure

Its useless to try and make rhyme or reason of it, because one guy thinks one thing and the other guy sees a whole other thing. So I try not to take them too seriously. Lately I have them screened so I only read the positive ones. – David Zucker

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positive