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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld

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