Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Anger
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Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Death
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Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld

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They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus, that means guns, sex, lies, video tapes, but if I talk about God my record wont get played Huh? – Kanye West

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Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God. – Francis Bacon

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God

I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God would have designedly created parasitic wasps with the express intention of their feeding within the living bodies of Caterpillars. – Charles Darwin

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In nature we see where God has been. In our fellow man, we see where He is still at work. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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There is a world of communication which is not dependent on words. – Mary Martin

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The best revenge in the world is success. – Suge Knight

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The atomic bomb made the prospect of future war unendurable. It has led us up those last few steps to the mountain pass and beyond there is a different country. – J. Robert Oppenheimer

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