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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld

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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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God made me and broke the mold. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Today I love myself as I love my god: who could charge me with a sin today? I know only sins against my god but who knows my god? – Friedrich Nietzsche

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All the lessons of history in four sentences: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad with power. The mills of God grind slowly, but they grind exceedingly small. The bee fertilizes the flower it robs. When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. – Charles A. Beard

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What is human warfare but just this an effort to make the laws of God and nature take sides with one party. – Henry David Thoreau

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I remember driving to North Carolina when I was a little girl in a snowstorm to get down to my moms family in the Carolinas. There were chains on the car – it was the late sixties – and we were just singing in the car. Christmas carols. – Tori Amos

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Greater than the tread of mighty armies is an idea whose time has come. – Victor Hugo

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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. – Author Unknown

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The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams. – Oprah Winfrey

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