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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Perhaps history is a thing that would stop happening if God held His breath, or could be imagined as turning away to think of something else. – Herbert Butterfield, Christianity and History

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Whatever comes from God is impossible for a man to turn back. – Herodotus

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Darkness cannot put out the Light. It can only make God brighter. – Author Unknown

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God may be subtle, but he isnt plain mean. – Albert Einstein

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Accurst be he that first invented war. – Christopher Marlowe

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Im a big fan of dreams. Unfortunately, dreams are our first casualty in life – people seem to give them up, quicker than anything, for a reality. – Kevin Costner

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I am confident that nobody… will accuse me of selfishness if I ask to spend time, while I am still in good health, with my family, my friends and also with myself. – Nelson Mandela

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What we forgive too freely doesn’t stay forgiven. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

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