Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Its amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. – Jerry Seinfeld

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If you do not accuse each other, God will not accuse you. If you have no accuser you will enter heaven. What many people call sin is not sin I do many things to break down superstition, and I will break it down. – Joseph Smith, Jr.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

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I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all fled my mind and it didnt seem to matter. – Christopher Morley

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I believe the Bible is the word of God from cover to cover. – Billy Sunday

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I know some people say its not the best to work with your family, but I have never understood that because its always worked so well for me. – Kim Kardashian

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Well, the truth is always what should be told. And the truth and the knowledge of the truth is what everybody should represent, regardless of the consequences of doing it. – Johnny Isakson

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The nature of catastrophe is, after all, reasonably unvarying in the way it ruins, destroys, wounds and devastates. But if something can be learned from the event – not least something as profound as the theory of plate tectonics – then it somehow puts the ruination into a much more positive light. – Simon Winchester

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The Wayne Education Building was the first classroom building that we have done on the Wayne campus. – Minoru Yamasaki

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