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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I’ve compiled a book from the Internet. It’s a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people. – Jerry Seinfeld

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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I just want to do Gods will. And hes allowed me to go to the mountain. And Ive looked over, and Ive seen the promised land! I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the promised land. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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At the cross God wrapped his heart in flesh and blood and let it be nailed to the cross for our redemption. – E. Stanley Jones

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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I dont need. – Bill Maher

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Seeing is believing, and if an American success is to count for anything in the world it must be clothed in the raiment of property. As often as not it isnt the money itself that means anything; it is the use of money as the currency of the soul. – Lewis H. Lapham

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The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. – Bertrand Russell

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Skipping is the walk of joy. – Jessi Lane Adams

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