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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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