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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept Gods final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld

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When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Once you start doing only what youve already proven you can do, youre on the road to death. – Jerry Seinfeld

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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I am Gods vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. – Kanye West

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If God treats you well by teaching you a disastrous lesson, you never forget it. – Ray Bradbury

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White… is not a mere absence of colour it is a shining and affirmative thing, as fierce as red, as definite as black… God paints in many colours but He never paints so gorgeously, I had almost said so gaudily, as when He paints in white. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Money is neither my god nor my devil. It is a form of energy that tends to make us more of who we already are, whether its greedy or loving. – Dan Millman

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How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book. – Henry David Thoreau, Walden

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Democracy is the form of government that gives every man the right to be his own oppressor. – James Russell Lowell

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Listen to what you know instead of what you fear. – Richard Bach

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