Quote by Robert Orben
Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it

Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes its filled with wisdom. Sometimes its filled with feet. – Robert Orben

Other quotes by Robert Orben

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee – or laugh. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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Older people shouldnt eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. – Robert Orben

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Food
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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben

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Humor
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This age thinks better of a gilded fool Than of a threadbare saint in wisdoms school. – Thomas Dekker

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Deep doubts, deep wisdom; small doubts, little wisdom. – Chinese Proverb

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Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom. – Rush Limbaugh

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The most certain sign of wisdom is cheerfulness. – Michel de Montaigne

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